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New Model No. 17

What's a six letter word that comes at the end of the rhyme, 'miss me, miss me, now you gotta...'?

About Me

My Flickr

My Interests

Stale bread and pop music. Cucumber men and cherry red aliens with a patch of yellow hair. Aged steak with a hint of green, strictly for flavor. Homemade guinness frosting. Newcastle mixed with vodka, taken straight to the dome for (MAXIMUM) effect. Yellow, green, and orange trees, leaning to the left to avoid killer monsters bad breath. Chunky milk with vinegar, sprinkled with sesame seeds and served at room temperature. One.

Music:

Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Webbie, and Ricardo Queso (Richard Cheese).

Movies:

HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIES?

Television:

Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU! Good Times, Boy Meets World, South Park, Food Network, ESPN, Saved By The Bell.

My Blog

Truly...

...Speechless
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

Ola Lola

The dream went something like this. We were out on a Thursday night and we went somewhere on J street and got totally trashed. It was Jacek, you, and me. I got so trashed I couldn't remember if I walk...
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 02:07:00 PST

WDU Tournament

Some of you are gunna wonder what the hell happened this weekend (and why I didn't return your phone calls). Alright, ya'll, here's how it went down.Forms: 3rd Place (Bronze)Sparring: 1st Place (Gold)...
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:26:00 PST

Spectacular Saturday Part II

D.A. Rufus Buckley: Do you think men who kidnap a child should be free in 10 years?Carl Lee Hailey: No sir.D.A. Rufus Buckley: Do you think two men who rape a child should be free in 10 years?Carl Lee...
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST

Damn!

Looks like I picked a bad week to give up Myspace.com.
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST

No Means... Yes?

So a friend and I were brainstorming. To preserve anonymity, we will call him "G".Oh ... the prompt, you ask?"Who wouldn't you do? Under ANY circumstances?"1. Men2. 3. SistersThe stipulation is that y...
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:37:00 PST

The Bottom Feels So Much Better Than The Top...

But who cares. I'm just a customer, homie.I lost it. Can you help me find it? I don't know what I'm looking for, or where it went. I don't know what the color, shape or how many British pounds it cost...
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:13:00 PST

As G would say

"Kill your conscience."But I can't.Hell, when I'm on the edge of being totally wasted, I still can't say what I want to (or need to say).One would say, "get more trashed," and then I could speak my mi...
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:25:00 PST

Let It Be Known

Myra Monkhouse was always hotter than Laura Winslow, and toward the end of the show Laura's Missy Elliot looking hair is not coo.Steve was a fucking idiot.Can I get a cosign?...
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:14:00 PST

Star Trek Character

Funny, because I identify myself first with Data and next with Captain Picard. =(Your results:You are An Expendable Character (Redshirt)..>..>An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 90%Geordi LaForge 75%Mr...
Posted by New Model No. 17 on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:36:00 PST