I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar©

I'm Zeldar, from the planet Beldar Which is eight million judibeeks from Saturn I was on my way home one day when thrown off pattern Landed on earth, no where to go... hole in my megaboomp Landed in a field with green leafy trees... looked kind of odd to me So... I (sniff)) smoked it (sniff)I took my stellcutter, cut it and smoked it and guess how I felt Very good, I took some for myself Back to my spaceship, I gave some it my family They say, "(Sniff, ahh) what you call this?" weed... (Stuttering) My name is Zeldar I'm from, from planet "Deldar" my name is Zeldar And we shop at WalMart I came back, just to grab me another fat sack of the Green leafy thing I found in the field Yea they call it kill I rolled into the hood I'm greeted, but it wasn't all good I saw mixed people all kinds of colors and they looked at me like I was weird They call me queer I say, "No... My name is Zeldar, I'm from planet Beldar, my leader is Zeldar and we shop at Walmart" (Stuttering... ahhh) I have kids I don't give them none of the green leafy stuff that I found in the field Cause it might do them harm, but I'm old enough So I cough and I puff on the Green leafy stuff I found in the field... yeah I call it kill"What'd you say your name was?" "My name is Zeldar..