anyone with a sense of humor, people who don't suck, people who aren't mean but are ready to bitchslap an asshole without making any apologies for it (i think the buddhists have a term for this sort of behavior: wrath, not quite but close), people who try not to sleepwalk through life, republicans so i can laugh at them!, george w. bush (i can't call him president until i personally count the votes) so i can bitchslap him, it would have been cool to meet teddy roosevelt (seems like a cool mo-fo), hugh hefner (just because, just because...), bono (isn't that fucker awesome?!), p.diddy (that jackass beat me at the nyc marathon in '03- he passed me while i was taking a dump, (i did run with literally no sleep, i was on call the night before on a trauma rotation and had to get special permission to leave at 4am to go run-- yeah i'm fucked up!) i need to arm wrestle him or something to help me get over the whole thing!), and of course (drum roll please)......you!