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How cool is that!!! Im the only person in the US of fuckin A with my name....Well...here is a short story that I like to call...Brads life. It was a cold morning, it was a tuesday. A woman was rushed to the hospital, ready to give birth. 3 hours later, a beautiful baby boy was born, as the woman looked at the beautiful little creature, she said " Im going to name him Brad". Brad had a typical life growing up in Fremont Ohio. In highschool he became quite the little trouble maker. After many visits in the detention room, he graduated Highschool. Confused as what to do for college, he makes a poor decision to go to LSSU to play college golf and be a buisness major. In highschool, Brad didnt expirement with booze till his senior class trip, so partying was not in his nature. When Brad got to college, he was stunned with the amount of partying, so he got overwhelmed and decided to lead a life of heavy drinking. After one semester of college, he needed a change. Golf wasnt going good and Brads grades were struggling. Not wanting to go home and work for his dad for the rest of his life, Brad starting looking for a new path in life. One day while browsing through the Internet, Brad comes across a website about a golf academy. It was called San Diego Golf Academy. He was intreged by what he saw. Before he knew it, Brad was on a plain to Orlando Florida to attend the golf academy of the south. The school is now quite easy for Brad. He has started a new life, still drinks, but keeps it to a moderate level, for the most part. Currently single, but looking. Brads life could not be better, with a 3.4 grade average and his golf game getting better every day, its a constant sunny day in his life. To be continued....Chapter 2 The day was April 14th....it was a sunny day in beautiful Florida. To anyone it would seem like a typical Orlando day, but for the SDGA 4th semester, it was the day they worked so hard for....There were no caps and gowns, but there were lots of hugs and some tears. We had spent the last year not even realizing that we were having the time of our lives, and now we all had to go our seperate ways. People were going all over the US, and my destiny lead me back to Ohio. Brad got settled down in his one bedroom house and all was well. Reminescing about the good friends and memories that he left behind, Brad called opun a friend back home to see if he could help him with a job. This friend turned out to be a great friend indeed. The job is not yet for certain, but Brad is flying in for an interview with the intentions of moving back to where he so misses. Two roads are diverged in a woods, and Brad will take the road less traveled.... Well I found myself back in Orlando Florida....again. And just as I expected, I had a blast. Booze, bars and goodtimes. But just as everything does, Brads job went bad. His boss Jan (yes, a man named Jan) had it out for him. Brad, who doesnt take no shit from no one, got the fuck out of there. He accepted an assistant pro jon in Wintergreen Virginia. Although its not even close the the lifestyle that he has become accustomed too, he is doing well. Missing everyone back home and in Orlando, he hopes that one day soon he shall return......

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Name: Bradley
Birthday: March 10
Birthplace: Toledo, Ohio
Current Location: Wintergreen Virgina
Eye Color: Deep Sea Blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 foot 4 inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Mostly right handed
Your Heritage: Im a Polack
The Shoes You Wore Today: Golf Shoes
Your Weakness: the ability to hold my booze
Your Fears: DUI
Your Perfect Pizza: Lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make more money
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: my head fuckin hurts
Your Best Physical Feature: my height
Your Bedtime: when I pass out or run out of beer
Your Most Missed Memory: Senior year and time well spent with the screamin ponies
Pepsi or Coke: Jack n Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys
Single or Group Dates: any date would be wonderful right about now
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: how about Frappuchino
Do you Smoke: tryin to quit
Do you Swear: fuckin ehh
Do you Sing: Like Celine Dion
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: its a sore subject
Do you want to go to College: already graduated
Do you want to get Married: I do
Do you belive in yourself: heck yes....Im doin what I love
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: only when I dont look in a mirror
Are you a Health Freak: Trying to be
Do you get along with your Parents: hell yes....Coke and Rum and Doreen are great people
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: i rock at the air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sure have
In the past month have you Smoked: i just smoked a ciggi 3 minutes ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: does the Nellysford mall count?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope....i cant afford them
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope...still waiting
In the past month have you been on Stage: yepp.....the stage called life....and I rocked it out
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Thought about stealing a fake cat from the chinese place, but we never went through with it
Ever been Drunk: Yes...and probally again tonight
Ever been called a Tease: sure have
Ever been Beaten up: hell no....im the enforcer
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: while sleeping or having sex...but id imagine that wouldnt work out good for the lady lol
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a head professional
What country would you most like to Visit: from what I hear...Jamica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matter as lo9ng as she has 2 eyes
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter
Short or Long Hair: just no dike spikes
Height: not taller than me and Im fuckin tall
Weight: I dont want to sound shallow...but not fat
Best Clothing Style: not goth
Number of Drugs I have taken: who cares
Number of CDs I own: dunno.....
Number of Piercings: just not the nips....
Number of Tattoos: dont matter
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everyone regrets something

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Music:

Well.....Id have to say that I like rap and country the best. I know those two put together are kind of an oxymoron....but whatever. I hate 80s music....and I love the oldies. I liek Bone Thugs and Harmony, John Tesh, Eddie Murphy and who could forget Phil Collins

Movies:

american Pie, Ancorman, Animal House, Old School, Joe Dirt and last but definatyley the best if you love comedy movies..........High School High

Television:

I love King of the Hill, Simpsons, American Chopper, Family Guy, Saved by the Bell, Family Matters, and ofcourse the Cosby Show....Bill is a riot!

Books:

I will not sit still long enough to read a quality book, but when I was a kid I read Goosebumps!

Heroes:

Ron Burgundy, Vijay, Big Boy(the statue from the restraunt, seriously....who wouldnt want to stand in one spot holding a burger all day, enough said), Mother Theresa, Bruce Martin and last but not least Dave Thomas