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tyler

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About Me

my name is tyler. i like to lift weights and exercise and that junk. i like to snowboard but i suck at it. i like football alot. i like to read but i dont have enugh time. i work alot . i dont smoke. i won the spelling bee in elementary school. i dont like fat girls. i dont sleep enough. my cd player in my car is broke. i go to east carolina. fried food makes me sick. the end

My Interests

beach trips, staying at peoples apartments, fight clubs, new people, girls, sports, rapping, singing at the top of my lungs on long car rides, not getting black eyes, under armor, reading books that dont suck, lifting weights, getting the cute girl at the club, watching my little cousin play football, playing soccer with my friends, going fishing at night, watching football with my boys, ballin, starbucks, watching movies b4 going out for the night, meeting new people at parties, parties in general actually, wrestling, seeing girls in my tshirts and shorts, kissing a girl for the first time, wearing no shoes but my rainbows for like 8 months, baseball hats, wearing wristbands do the club, good haircuts, writing other peoples homework for money (yo hit me up son), goin skinny dippin, clubbin, and first dates b4 chillin with my friends at like 2 am, second dates, whatev.

I'd like to meet:

someone new

Movies:

there was a period of about two years when i snuck into about 9 out of 10 movies i saw

Television:


What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? lets go with water
Beverage (alc) ? patron
Color ? blue
Food ? dunno
Item of clothing ? sweatpants baby
Meal of the day ? breakfast
Feature on yourself ? i gotta sweet ass lemme tell ya
Quality in a guy/girl ? humor/looks
Phrase ? HIT EM IN THE FACE!!!!
Song ? sucker
Musical Artist/Band ? nfg always puts me in a good mood man
Sport ? football
Movie ? scarface or anchorman
TV Show ? sportscenter
Radio Station ? i'm a dj
Type of Chocolate ? the kind i smother myself in
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? fck yeah
Smoke ? fck no
Drink ? fck yeah
Have any piercings ? fck no
Have any tatoos ? fck no
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend fck no
Had sex ? fck yeah
Gone streaking ? fck yeah
Gone skinny dipping ? fck yeah
Been to Europe ? fck no
Been to an island ? fck yeah
Had stitches ? fck yeah
Broken any bones ? fck maybe
Been stabbed/shot ? fck yeah
Slept until after 12:00 ? fck yeah
Stayed up all night ? fck yeah
Danced like a whore ? fck yeah
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? fck yeah try a day or hour
Turned down a dare ? fck yeah
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? i mean they're all pretty hillarious we're basically the funniest guys alive
Is the prettiest ? lucy?landis?stacy?
Is the most handsom ? melinda
Is the loudest ? jimmy or brandon.
Is the craziest ? jimmy
Is the most shy ? derrick
Is the most loving ? bubba
Is the most understanding ? bubba
Is the most boring ? manny fresh
Is the richest ? lebron james
Is the most athletic ? probably all of us
Is the most cocky ? terrel owens
Is the biggest sex icon ? um thats me
Is the most wordly/cultured ? jake he likes asian cars
Do you look up to the most ? i dunno bubbas pretty tall but i knew a guy who was 6'10 and he was a pro golfer go figure
Do you tell everything to ? all of them really
Has the best clothes ? we all dress like crap
Has the best house ? brandon probably
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? fck that
Kiss someone of the same sex ? no
Cheat on someone you love ? i guess you dont love them alot
Run away from home ? dude im like 7 years past that stage
Lie to your parents ? why they dont care
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? if it'll shut the ho up
Lie to your best friend ? no
Give a homeless person money ? doubt it
Run from the police ? yeah
Bungee jump ? yeah
Sky dive ? yeah
Cross dress ? yeah its called switch day in high school
Be an exotic dancer ? yeah
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? no i'm a waiter damnit
Scuba dive ? yeah
Go rock climbing ? yeah
Go spulunking (caving) ? uhh sure
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? fag
Bologna ? used to eat it
Hott ? realeffin
Orange ? lindsey
Real world ? sucky show
Fuck ? me running
Jack ? off or Johnson
Cucumber ? salad
Hip-Hop ? anonymous
Uniform ? policy
UniCORN ! ? nuts
Rainbow ? sandals
Clown ? fuck
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Heroes:

You Know You're From North Carolina When... You've gotten used to the smell of cow manure on a car trip to Raleigh. Saying "y'all" isn't just a cute expression; it actually means something. There are big labrador retrievers in the back of every truck. You give directions using KFC and Waffle House as landmarks. You still see Dale Earnheart tributes on cars. You can't imagine life without Bojangles' sweet tea. Your annual church fundraiser always deals with bbq and potato salad. You have a sunburn from May to October. Your 'heavy winter clothing' consists of some turtleneck sweaters, a fuzzy jacket, and your daddy's boots. Your family has fried chicken once a week. You can tell the difference between cotton fields and tobacco fields while driving. One of your neighbors has a confederate flag hanging on their front porch. Those "damn yankees" are taking over your school/church/workplace/neighborhood. You've been "properly raised", and yankees love it when they hear you say "ma'am" and "sir". You get your carbs from biscuits, rolls, pancakes, and grits. You know the difference between a "redneck" and a "hick". You own at least one surf shop or seafood restaurant shirt. No matter what those people in ohio say, we are still "first in flight". The Coca-Cola 600 is as big as the Super Bowl. You prefer Chick-fil-a to KFC. You know pastry is a chicken stew, not a dessert item. Every time you visit someone you're offered something to eat and a glass of tea. Your granddad always wore overalls and your grandma always wore an apron. In summer you have home-grown tomatoes with every meal. When it rains and the creek rises, everyone gathers to see how high it rose. You know that "chunk" the ball means to throw it. You've had a burger "all the way" - chili and slaw on it. You can recognize a copperhead and your heart drops when you see one. You have at least one relative that raises collards. Your folks have taken trips to the mountains to look at leaves. Your school classes were cancelled because of a hurricane. You know Krispy Kreme makes the best doughnut. You have an opinion about UNC. You went there and loved it, or you hate everyone who did. You know the best BBQ is found in Lexington, NC. You would rather eat at Bojangles's than McDonald's. You have actually uttered the phrase "It's too hot to go to the pool". You faithfully drink Pepsi or Mt. Dew everyday of your life. You have your own secret bbq sauce. You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Carolina.