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About Me

My name is Crysti Twiner and I am from Wesson, Mississippi. I'm a very outgoing girl. I'm a very loyal person, I absolutely love my friends and would do anything for them. Although, sometimes you just never know if the feeling is mutual. I can only be who I am and if someone doesn't like me for that, then that's their freaking loss.
I am 29 and have been married to the same wonderful man for the past 10 years....that's a decade, just in case you didn't catch that. Our daughter, Brooklyn Nicole, the most precious little girl ever to be born (besides me, of course) presented herself to this world on April 26, 1997 with the aide of forceps and an epidural. Our son, William Jackson (Jake), was brought into this world on April 27, 2000. He is pure boy and he tells all his friends that he has the prettiest mommy around. Awwww.....it's amazing what cookies and money will make a kid say!
I like mud ridin' on the 4-wheelers, drinkin' beer, dancin', sittin' on the porch with friends and havin' a drank, takin' pictures of my kids, sleepin' in when I get a chance, goin' to baseball games, gettin' my nails done, shakin' my ass at the club, shopping, mexican food, gettin' to know new people, singing, going out with my friends, listenin' to music, singing in the car, tattoos, piercings, sushi, makin' fun of stupid people, not having to deal with drama (even though it usually follows me around), makin' faces, kissing Jason, hugging my kids, tucking them in at night, going out on a date with Jason, laughing at stupid jokes, riding horses, rodeos, not being cliquey, not liking people who are, hunting and fishing, gettin' dressed up, open toe shoes, gettin' a pedicure, pudding pops, sleeping in the tanning bed, playing on the slip and slide, beatin' your ass in basketball and coaching softball.
I Jason!!
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Name: Crysti Twiner
Birthdate: August 14, 1976
Birthplace: New Orleans, Louisiana
Current Location: Wesson, Mississippi
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: Um...yeah, like I'd tell you
Piercings: 3 in each ear and 1 in my bellybutton
Tatoos: 3
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Married to a man...imagine that!
Overused Phraze: WTF
FAVORITES
Food: Chinese, Sushi and Mexican
Candy: Sweet Tarts and Sour Patch Kids
Number: 21
Color: Green
Animal: Monkey
Drink: Diet Mt. Dew
Alcohol Drink: Vodka and Redbull
Bagel: Plain
Letter: C
Body Part on Opposite sex: Mouth
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Both thanks
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Summer
Love or Money: Money
YOUR...
Bedtime: 10:30 - 11:00
Most Missed Memory: My granny and paw paw
Best phyiscal feature: legs
First Thought Waking Up: Damnit, do I really have to go to work today?
Goal for this year: To be somewhat debtfree
Best Friends: Michelle, Sharon and Brandy
Weakness: Um...I don't really know
Fears: Something happening to my kids or my hubby
Heritage: Irish and Cajun
Longest relationship: 10 years and going strong
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Um...yes
Ever Smoked: Yep
Pot: Yep
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been beaten up: I wouldn't call it beaten up
Ever beaten someone up: Damn scrait.....I beat that bitches ass *looks around*
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yep
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green, Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long: Short
Height: Just taller than me
Style: Iono
Looks or Personality: I guess both
Hot or Cute Well damn, that bitch betta be hot
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 1
What country do you want to Visit: Greece
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure
Get along with your Parents: Yep
Health Freak: Sorta
Do you think your Attractive: Well yeah, doesn't everyone
Believe in Yourself: Um, yes
Want to go to College: Nah
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Yep
Been in Love: Yep
Do you Sing: I sure do
Want to get Married: Been there, doing that
Do you want Children: I have the 2 I want
Have your future kids names planned out: Can't have any more kids
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Sorta already done that
Hate anyone: Hate is such a strong word...dislike? Yes!
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My Interests



I'm a huge shoe freak, anything stiletto. I love new clothes. I absolutely love music. I sing and would love to do vocals in a rock band. I love alternative christian music. I'm more into rock, but pretty much anything will do...except for that sappy, slow, whiny country crap or classical, but yeah, pretty much anything else.
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I'd like to meet:

Well let's see....God, one day.....I would love to meet Aaron Lewis of Staind...*drools*....Jacoby Shaddix of Papa Roach...mmmm *drools*....Fred Durst, so I could kick him in the nuts and tell him what a little bitch he is. Pretty much anyone, cuz I like to meet people and get to know them. Always got room for more friends.
Crysti
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Jason 96% Compatible ♥ Crysti and Jason have been romantically-together for a long time. That alone demonstrates a degree of compatibility. Similar personality descriptions are a plus. Their shared faith will help form a bond between them. They both drink, so there is no incompatibility there. Both are also sports fans, and that can bring people together. Their astrological signs are in harmony, which is a plus. Their common love of animals is another good thing. And their views on children are similar. Overall, Crysti and Jason are highly compatible. They are capable of having a beautiful relationship together. ♥

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You Are 68% Vain
You're a little vain, but you also work hard for your good looks.
Just remember, everyone knows you are a total hottie. You don't have to remind them. How Vain Are You?

Music:


| View Show | Create Your OwnGet your scroller at YourSpaceLayouts.comWell let's see, I absolutely love Staind and just so you know, they are freakin' awesome in concert, well except for that one time when they sucked....I got into 3 Doors Down when they were first starting out as a small town band in Pascagoula, Mississippi, so go me being all original fan'ish and not all band wagon'ish! Seether, Hinder, also awesome in concert...I'm totally in love with Absence of Concern and Revelation Theory. Linkin Park, Tool, Chili Peppers, Live, Three Days Grace, also totally awesome live, Incubus, Puddle of Mudd, very awesome live, Papa Roach, 10 Years, 30 Seconds to Mars (mmm....Jared Leto) Disturbed, Buckcherry, Godsmack, just to name a few.

Movies:

Friday is my favorite movie...."Remember it, write it down, take a picture, I don't give a f***!", Next Friday and Friday After Next, Dodgeball *Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge*, Old School, Ricky Bobby *Shake and Bake* Anchorman, Starsky and Hutch, Wedding Crashers *Lock it up* pretty much anything with Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in it, Joe Dirt, How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, A Christmas Story, Meet the Parents and Meet the Fockers, Grease, The Breakfast Club, Steel Magnolias....I love horror movies, especially those B-rated horror flicks where they have to have an over abundance of blood and guts to make up for the fact that there is no plot. Saw and Saw II were the best. "Oh yes, there will be blood." Saw III, not so much, I was pretty bored through it.
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Television:

Well the t.v. usually stays on cartoons for my kids, but I have a few shows that I watch religiously.....Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, American Idol and Best Week Ever. I really don't watch too much t.v. so that about covers it.

Books:

Um, yeah....next.

Heroes:

I don't really have a hero, but I admire anyone that has the guts to go for what they want. Most people lose themselves in peer pressure and temptation and are always worried about what other people think about them.

My Blog

The new $1.00 coins

I think I have gotten at least 15 forwarded emails from various people complaining that the new $1.00 coins did not have "In God We Trust" printed on them. Most of the emails stated that we should boy...
Posted by I rock....out loud! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

Big fish

Jason, the kids and I went fishing yesterday and needless to say, I outfished 'em all!!  I caught a 6 lb. 1 oz. large mouf bass.  It's the largest bass that I've ever caught.  Jason is ...
Posted by I rock....out loud! on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST

My Hair

Ok, well I went last night and got my hair did.  It's brown now.  For the moment, I'm sorta over the whole blonde thing, so I'm gonna try and go back to my original color which is medium to ...
Posted by I rock....out loud! on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:42:00 PST

Shoes

Ok.....so I've been looking for these certain type of shoes for like weeks. I have spent hours on the web and in shoe stores looking for them. But, I can't find the damn things. I know they make th...
Posted by I rock....out loud! on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 12:35:00 PST

My Daughter Rocks!!!

Ok, so get this.....my daughter, Brooklyn plays girl pitch softball and she is the smallest and youngest one on the team. Well the other night her team was playing their toughest competitor. We it w...
Posted by I rock....out loud! on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 05:48:00 PST

Burger King Sucks

Ok, so this morning I go to Burger King....my stummy was telling me that it was hongry....anyways, I go through the drive thru....the girl welcomes me to their establishment and asks me what I would l...
Posted by I rock....out loud! on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 05:29:00 PST