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FISH®

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me

About Me

HI MY NAME IS JAMES, BUT THEY CALL ME JIMMY, FISH, ASSHOLE, TEASE ETC... I LIVE WITH THIS BITCH CALLED VEGAS, I AM A DRUNK, I TAKE SOMA'S, I AM ON THE RATTLER, I HAVE NO JOB OR INCOME, I HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION DISOREDER, I AM SOCIALLY INEPT, I PICK ON PEOPLES INSECURITIES. I HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER ANYBODY ESPECIALLY TO WOMEN. I HAVE NOTHING BUT APATHY IN MY LIFE. I HATE RAINY DAYS, I HATE SUNNY DAYS, I HATE STUPID PEOPLE, I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE FAKE, I HATE RELATIONSHITS, I HATE CORPORATE AMERICA. YOU CAN RELY ON ME FOR GOOD ENTERTAINMENT CAUSE MY BEHAVIOR IS VERY ABERRANT. THINGS I LIKE.......TATTOO'S, PIERCING'S, DRINKING BEER AND JAGER BOMBS, SOMA'S, SMOKIN THE GREEN, SEX (ONLY I DO NOT GET ANY), MASTURBATION WITH MY SNORKEL AND MASK ON, GETTING MY BUNG TONGUED WHILE SHE PLAYS WITH MY COCK, LETTING A WOMEN DO A LINE OF COKE OFF MY BONER, WATCHIN WOMEN BEING DJ DIDDLE, DOING THE STRANGER, NOCTURNAL EMISSIONS, I LOVE CIALIS, LISTENING TO BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE, I LIKE TO TRYST BUT DON'T LIKE A LAZY ASS GIRL THAT NEEDS A STROBE LIGHT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHE'S MOVING, I LIKE SINGLE WOMEN WHO CAN BE DRINKING BUDDIES AND NOT WANT MORE THAN THAT. I AM SINGLE AND IT IS BY CHOICE. BEING SINGLE MEANS I LIKE POLYGAMY. I HAVE SOME GREAT FRIENDS IN MY LIFE AND I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY EXTERMINATED THOSE WHO ARE NOT TRUE FRIENDS. PEOPLE WITH DRAMA REALLY VEX ME SO KEEP THAT SHIT AT YOUR HOUSE. ALL THIS COMES FROM MY WHITE TRASH UPBRINGING. ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS IS TRUE I AM NOT THAT COLD OF A PERSON, I JUST WANT TO SEE IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ OR JUST PREJUDGE BY A COUPLE OF LINES READ. I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE THIS IS ONLY MYSPACE. SO JUMP IN AND COME SEE HOW FAR THE RABBIT HOLE GOES IN THIS WONDERLAND CALLED "MY LIFE"

My Interests

TATTOO'S, PIERCING'S, DRINKING WHILE TAKING PILLS, MESSIN WITH SASQUATCH, FARTING, BURPING, PEOPLE WATCHING, TEXT MESSAGING, DRINKING, HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS AND PARTYING AT BARS LIKE GILLEY'S, DYLANS, RED HAWK, BUFFALO WILD WINGS, OSHEA'S AND ANYWHERE ELSE THERE IS ALCOHOL. I LOVE DRINKING, GETTING SOME STANK ON MY HANG LOW. DID I MENTION I LOVE DRINIKING DRINKING? I LOVE SKYDIVING, AND ANYTHING WITH A GREAT ADRENALINE RUSH

I'd like to meet:

ONE OF MY SKYDIVING VIDEO'S--------SINCE YOU WANT TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH ME. HIT ME UP AND WE CAN GO JUMP OUT OF A PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE TOGETHER!!

Movies:

TEAM AMERICA, BONER JAMS 03', SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE MATRIX, SE7EN, X-MEN, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE, TALLADEGA NIGHTS, FOURTY YEAR OLD VIRGIN, GARDEN STATE, TRAINSPOTTING, THE BIG LEBOWSKI, BONGWATER, KIDS, WAITING, EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH, FREDDY GOT FINGERED, GRANDMA'S BOY, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, WALK THE LINE

Television:

THE SOPRANOS, ENTOURAGE, RESCUE ME, NIP TUCK

Take the Nip / Tuck personality quiz to see which character you are!

Heroes:

I AM GOING TO MARK OUT TO BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE.....AND THE TWO FINGER MIGILLICUTY CUL DE SAC JONES!!! ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO MARK OUT TO JOHNNY CASH FOR REDOING HURT BY TRENT REZNOR..... SOUNDS GREAT!!! R.I.P.

My Blog

IF THIS IS WERE I AM.....

I believe everything happens for a reason in life but I have one question....... If this is were I am supposed to be in life then why do I feel so lost??
Posted by FISH a.k.a DILF on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

CAUGHT WITH MY SNORKEL AND MASK

So I was at home the other day and my female friend was going to come over to hang out and watch a movie. When we talked on the phone I told her that the door would be open and to just walk ...
Posted by FISH a.k.a DILF on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:26:00 PST

PRE-BOOTY CALL ARRANGEMENT

This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________and______________.THIS AG...
Posted by FISH a.k.a DILF on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 01:22:00 PST