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Hey guys. My name is Zach. I'm 20 years old. I have wonderful friends and a wonderful family. I am the kind of person who realizes that life is a both terrifying and wonderful thing. I myself am a good person. I will always be there and try to help you as much as I can. But if you do fuck me over, thats it, kiss it goodbye. I can stand liars and backstabbers. But Until then, get to know me, I love meeting new people. Hit me up on Msn messenger sometime. ([email protected]) HOPE TO HEAR FROM YA!This is a video of my surgery on my fingernail. lol.

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I love meeting new people. So I would like to meet everyone i can.
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Basics:
Name: Zachary Dale Baker
Date of Birth: June 6, 1989
Birthplace: Stanford, KY
Current Location: London, Ky
Eye Color: Blue/hazel/yellow
Hair Color: haha, I'm a dirty blonde.
Height: Like 5'8
Heritage: Cajun French
Piercings: my lip
Tattoos: one on my back
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Tool and Pink Floyd
Song: Schism by tool and Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
Movie: A clockwork orange
Disney Movie: dont really have one.
TV show: family guy......lol
Color: black and red
Food: anything that doesnt eat me first
Pizza topping: Sausage and banana peppers
Ice-Cream Flavor: Mint Chocolate
Drink (alcoholic): Crown Royal
Soda: Cherry Coke
Store: Sam ashes
Clothing Brand: Whatever i weat
Shoe Brand: Whatever i can walk in. lol.
Season: Fall
Month: June
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Night Jasmine
Make-Up Item: none......i wear eye liner sometimes though. lmao
Board game: The game of LIFE
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Rainy, sex is better that way
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love.......unfortunatly
Phone or in person: In person
Looks or personality: Personality
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: To make it to next year. That goal never fails. lol.
Most missed memory: My old car. (Raven for those who know)
Best physical feature: My hands. lol.
First thought waking up: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
Hypothetical personality disorder: Well i'm skitzo. so idk.
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None.
Sesame street alter ego: The grouch.
Fairytale alter ego: The Joker
Most stupid remark: "haha.....your mom" so ricockulous
Worst crime: haha. murder......idk....
Greatest ambition: hmmm
Greatest fear: Spiders turn me into a little bitch. lol.
Darkest secret: Why would i tell you?
Favorite subject: Music
Strangest received gift: Dont really have a strange gift
Worst habit: Biting my nails.
Do You:
Smoke: no. i dip.......i do smoke other things........gweeb,,,,,,,lol
Drink: Yes
Curse: Every damn day
Shower daily: Usually
Like thunderstorms: Love them
Dance in the rain: Yes, but only to find out its frowned upon. lol.
Sing: Harmonize more like it.
Play an instrument: Alot. Mostly drums though
Get along with your parents: with my mother. yes.........with my dad, not at all.
Wish on stars: no
Believe in fate: a little
Believe in love at first sight: no
Can You:
Drive: yes......i love driving
Sew: a little bit
Cook: very well
Speak another language: a lil spanish and french.
Dance: no. not at all
Sing: didnt you just asked me that?
Touch your nose with your tongue: no.
Whistle: yes.
Curl your tongue: yeps
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: oh yes
Been Stoned/High: many times
Eaten Sushi: nasty shit.
Been in Love: sadly
Skipped school: yeps
Made prank calls: oh yes, and still do
Sent someone a love letter: yeps
Stolen something: a car once. lol.
Cried yourself to sleep: yeps.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? stupidity
Are you right or left handed? both. i'm ambidextrious
What is your bedtime? when i fall asleep
Name three things you can't live without: music, organs, and a brain
What is the color of your room? blue.
Do you have any siblings? yes. 2 of them.
Do you have any pets? Not currently
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? damn right i would.
What is you middle name? Dale
What are you nicknames? Baker, Boo, Joker, and Zach
Are you for or against gay marriage? I'm for it.
What are your thoughts on abortion? its bullshit. Unless you have a legitamate reason (like rape)
Do you have a crush on anyone? a lil bit.
Are you afraid of the dark? no.
How do you want to die? doing something with my last words saying "watch this" lmao
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? i have no idea
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? of course.
What is the last law you’ve broken? trespassing
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: dont care
Eye color: dont care
Height dont matter
Weight dont care
Most important physical feature: none. You just have to have a great personality
Biggest turn-off stupidity and lying
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My Blog

Words of Wisdom

I know you You were too short You had bad skin You couldn't talk to them very well Words didn't seem to work They lied when they came out of your mouth You tried so hard to understand them You wanted ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:26:00 GMT

Love and how it affects you......BULLSHIT! (new rant)

OK! FOR THE LONGEST TIME, SOME FRIENDS HAVE BEEN ASKING ME TO DO A RANT ON LOVE AND ALL THAT! AND I'VE FINALLY BUILT MYSELF UP ENOUGH INFORMATION FROM MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, TO HELP YOU!MMK, I CA...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 23:47:00 GMT

The Amusing Things in Life

Life in general is fun, complicated, stange, challenging, and interesting. But just recently, I've learned that it is rather amusing. And i know its morbid, but its rather amusing seeing people suffer...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 21:50:00 GMT

In Memory of....

Gladys Pearl Jackson She was on hell of a fighter. The perfect Grandmother And the perfect piece of family i had. I love you memaw. Goodnight. Sleep well.     GLADYS PEARL JACKSON ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:48:00 GMT

FUCKEN BULLSHIT! AGAIN! THAT IS PEOPLE FOR YOU!

OK. SO ITS BEEN A LONG FUCKEN TIME SINCE I HAVE WROTE ONE OF MY ANGRY RANTS. BUT I THINK THAT I'VE LET IT BUILD UP ENOUGH TO ACTUALLY WRITE ABOUT IT NOW! FIRST OF ALL. .YES I AM A BISEXUAL! WHO FUCKE...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:28:00 GMT

Sick of certain people

OK! So, i get this message from someone retarded.....as usual....here is my problem, if ANYONE wants to send me a message or anything, Don't be stupid. If I offer peace, take it. If you don't want to,...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Things on my chest that EVERYONE should read pt. 4

OK BITCHES! ITS BEEN A LITTLE WHILE SINCE I WROTE ONE. LETS SEE........OH, I KNOW, LETS TALK ABOUT THE "BAD ASSES" THAT SAY THEY ARE GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, THEN BRING LIKE 5 FRIENDS TO BEAT UP ONE PE...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 17:00:00 GMT

Things on my chest that EVERYONE should read. pt - 3

OK FUCKERS, SO WE TALKED ABOUT, BACKSTABBERS, DUMBASS PARENTS, PEOPLE WHO CAN'T GET OVER SHIT. AND ALL THAT GREAT STUFF! OK, FUCK THAT! NOW I WANT TO FUCKEN TALK ABOUT THE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DO, STUPID...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:30:00 GMT

The REAL Zachary Dale Baker

Hey everyone. Since alot of people seem to think that I'm still angry all the time, or that I'm always having bad days, or maybe you just still i think that I am the person that I was. I'm going to te...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:57:00 GMT

Things on my chest that EVERYONE should read. pt - 2

WHATS UP BITCHES? THATS RIGHT, I SAID BITCHES. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, SUCK AND GET THE FUCK OVER IT. I WANNA TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ARE FAKE. WHO THINK THEY ARE THIS OR SAY THEY OR THIS, WHEN THEY ARE C...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:05:00 GMT