James

James is a GW grad living up the whole post grad scene of working, drinking and embarrassing himself in front of girls-much like high school but with more drinking and working. Lives in Arlington because he really likes suburbia. Here are some semi-to-un-interesting facts about him.-Was briefly engaged in Pre-K.-Starred (and by starred I mean had a cameo...ok fine, was an extra because his dad was the cameraman) in Follow That Bird (The Sesame Street Movie) circa 1984.-1st place winner of the 1986 Oradell New Jersey Cub Scout Troop Pinewood Derby race. -Was in a Social Distortion cover/garage band; played approximately Zero shows.-Thought he had mono once for a year; turns out he was just really bored.-Looks: Italian; Is: British.-Concentrated in Asian Studies; has never been to Asia nor speaks any of the languages; hangs out with some Korean and Chinese kids. Routinely orders the #13 combo from Hunan Palace. -Speaks poor Russian (Pravda!).-Didn't see Willy Wonka until he was 22.-Founding member of B2K.-Believes he's witty & clever.-Is neither witty, nor clever. -Is related to Sir Francis Drake.-Is 97% likely to have a bad experience at TGI Friday's.-In a tragic and very, very awkward misunderstanding, once knocked Pat Benatar out cold.-Prefers to write cheesy Bios in the 3rd person.