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RTL

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm from Canada, but I live in Texas. I'm a Scorpio, and that seems to mean different things to different people. I have a girlfriend, whom I love. I have a dog, whom I love. I have a half-retarded cat with a name most people can't spell, whom I also love.

Oh, here's a couple videos of me playing live at the Red Eyed Fly in 2007 with the now extinct band 'Elroy'. I'm on the far left, making a lot of mistakes. Just try not to get seasick from the camera work.. Whee.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Who would I like to meet? Brilliant question, MySpace!
Well, if you're not completely arrogant, moronic, ignorant, phony, pretentious, self-absorbed, smelly, uncommonly mean, immature, selfish, or French, we'll probably get along just fine. Unless you're a Virgo. For some reason, Virgo's are out to destroy me.
What else? Oh, I would have loved to kick it with Jaco and teach him a thing or two (hah).
I want a pet Armadillo, so if you have one, surrender it to me at once!
I also want a pet Ocelot. Preferably one who plays the Mountain Dulcimer.

My Blog

Its not MY holiday... But Ill take it.

So here we are, nation.. Thanksgiving Day is in full swing! What am I doing, you ask? Oh, that's sweet of you to ask. I'm doing my laundry! Why? Well, there are a number of reasons:1) I need to wash m...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:20:00 GMT

I honestly don’t have anything to write about.

But it seems I don't have anything better to do at the moment either, so guess what? I'm gonna type. I promise this won't be exciting.I'm about to turn 26 in a few days, and I have to say it's startin...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:49:00 GMT

Food makes happy fun within the realms of my food processing organ!

I don't know if stomachs can feel pleasure worthy of censorship, but if so, then mine needs a cigarette and a nap.Yes, it's true. Ryan has an unusually happy tummy today! Who do I have to thank? Anne,...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:38:00 GMT

Im more bored than you are..

I'd have to be, right? Why else would I write a "blog" after not "blogging" for so long? I hate the word "blog", so from this point on, every time I type "blog", I'll put it in "quotations" like "this...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 23:09:00 GMT

Spacedogs, Christmas Movies, Oprah, Wal-Mart, Basses, Teeth.

It sure has been a while, hasn't it? Yeah, I know. Stop crying for a second, would you? I'm back and have very little for you to read; which consequently, will excite you even less..So, what have I be...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 22:46:00 GMT

MySpace hates Safari, but I won't give in. Also, an interview!

So, MySpace is stupid. It is (and likely will be for a while) anti-OSX. Ever wonder how a site like this could make so much money? Simple. Micro-suck. Yes, little Bill Hates is greasing the palms of t...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Continuing on for no good reason..

Greetings, whoever actually spends time reading this. How was your weekend? Wonderful. I'm not as interested as you might think I am, but I thought I'd make you feel special by asking anyway. After al...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 19:51:00 GMT

No Hot Water... Whee..

So here I am.. At home when I'm supposed to be at work. Sure, I should be delighted that I don't have to be there right now, but I have a feeling we're really busy at the moment, and I hate leaving on...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:39:00 GMT

Your mother!

Yeah, so I really didn't have anything to put as a subject. And yeah. So anyway, it has come to my attention that I really don't blog much. I really didn't think it was an issue, but apparently some p...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 23:13:00 GMT

Almost everything you ever wanted to know about me.. Maybe.

Okay, so I saw this posted in a friend's bulletin and figured I'd fill it out for those of you who know nothing about me.. It's long, so get comfy unless you're one of those freaky speed-readers.Here ...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:25:00 GMT