See more funny videos at Funny or DieMETHADE - watch more funny videosSNITCHES GET STAPLES - watch more funny videosKNOWLEDGE IS POWER! THE LESS YOU HAVE, THE WORSE OFF YOU ARE......The "Terminator: The Sean Combs Chronicles" and "Methade" skecthes that you see at the top were written by me. I hope you like them. Check them out and tell me what you think.......
Hello everyone. My name is Tony. I made this page for fun, and to network with people in the industry to help advance my career in comedy. If I had to sum myself up in a few words, then I would say I am a clown, funny, friendly, very intelligent, classy with some ghetto mixed in, seductive, a philosopher, a freak , and a million other things. I'm a great conversationalist and I love being able to intrigue people's minds. I'm 29 years old, stand 6 ft even and weigh about 210 and I'm from Norfolk, VA (757 Stand Up!!) Anything you want to know, just ask. I have some of my poems at the top. Check them out if you like, and tell me what you think. And like I said before, I'm looking to meet as many contacts as possible in the entertainment industry (especially in the world of stand-up comedy or any other comedy related field). I need a hook-up just like you need one...lol. I'm an excellent writer also. So comedic writing or sitcom writing will hopefully be added to things I could possibly be doing in my near future. Remember that life is full of ups and downs. We have to do our best to make sure we levitate through life. (That was my own personal quote. Not something I heard from someone else}...lol. :-) And what I mean by that is that we have to have fun each and every day. Be silly and enjoy life. Create laughter for others and take the laughs they create for you. Treat each and every person with the same respect you woud treat an Angel from above. Because you never know--they just might be. Ya'll show some love to my older brother Reese also...And by the way, I'm not gay, or Bi, or DL or any other thing that is less than 3 letters, so don't even try it. If that's the lifestyle you live, good for you. I have no problem with gay people whatsoever. I have two gay cousins, a guy and a girl. But don't get up here trying to get at me, because it's not happening! Some dudes are hard headed, and if you keep trying, I'm going to put you on blast. You don't want to piss off a comedian. I'll send you home crying to your boyfriend..lol.. I'm usually doing multiple things when I'm on-line - plus sometimes I just get a lot of notes and it's just silly to get upset about something as trivial as that. I try to hit everybody back if I'm able too. Also, try not ask questions that I have already answered on my page. That just shows that all you did was look at the pics and paid no attention to anything else. I will be the first to tell you that looks can be deceiving. I may be a silly ass person, but I also consider myself fairly intelligent, and one thing I can not stand is unwarranted stupidity..lol.. If you want to truly catch a person's attention, you have to have more than just a pretty face. Just know that a brain and a good sense of humor can go a long way. There are plenty of dumb-beautiful people in the world, and their numbers are increasing in planck time. Let's all do our part to help keep their populations down; please have your dumb-beautiful person spayed or neutered. The greatest gift we have is our mind. Start learning to unlock it's mysteries. Your mind not only unlocks the mysteries of your world, your mind "is" your world. You would be amazed at where it can take you. Too many people are letting their mind suffer from a severe case of atrophy. It's atrophied because they stopped dreaming. Dreams become reality, and reality begets dreams. In dreams, are there limits to what you can do, achieve, and overcome? That being the case, then why should reality not abide by the same rules as that which brought it into existence? Many people have stopped chasing their dreams, which in turn keeps them forever stuck in the form of a dream instead of evolving towards becoming a reality. Always remember that "you" are ultimately responsible for "you", and "you" control how "you" feel, think, and react to the situations that you encounter in your daily life. "Reality" is what you make it...What kind of world are you creating for yourself?..Glance at the moon, but aim for the stars, because that is where our future and our destiny lies....Stay safe and blessed people...Peace.....Oh, and if by chance my time should come before I ever speak to you one last time, just know that we will eventually speak again, because no one really dies, and time is but an illusion - meant for the teaching of the soul. "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!"..lol...See you on the other side of the Universe. I love you all...
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