Randy Galloway

I'm Randy Galloway, Star-Telegram columnist and the star of Galloway and Company and i hate Kobe bryant. My kkkeys aaaare sticking because i spilled jose quervo on my keyboard. I'm the John Daly of sports radio. The Mavs are 'gutless'. I'm going to get Cuban to help me with my blogs. Don't talk when i'm talking because i'll just talk louder, and push me and i'll just hang up on you like a 3rd grader. I have a tatoo on my butt cheak that says 'Trust in Big Bill'. Barry Bonds is on steroids and i hate him to. If anyone has any Quincy Carter news let me know because it's hard to run him in the ground with the same old news. Magic Johnson is better than Michael Jordan. El Dorado Owens is cancer. I'm really glad that 'the Ho' was traded. Hateing on the Yankees get's my coconuts off. Don't ask me anything about Nascar or the World Cup. I don't care much for the 'empty golf shirt' Tom Hicks either. John Daniels is the Rangers savior. I wish nine toed Deion would give it up already. I lost a ton of cash at the track last weekend. Check out my billboard's all over the metroplex. Brad Wilkerson is the worst hitter in Rangers history, yep, even worse than Pete Incaviglia. I like Alfonso Soriano only because i don't know what the hell he's saying. I love the fact that i can run anyone's name in the ground and there's nothing they can do about it.