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i'm your brandy alexander

i'm a minor distraction away from a major accident

About Me

"there's alot of unhappy people out there, and i know all of them." i used to be an invisible window dresser. bored and ready to go, or follow, which ever comes first. always down for whatever. a natural conformist, but it's fun to be contrary. i'll smile if you smile first. even when i'm talking i'd rather listen. i'm not a paradox and far from an oxy moron, but not too far from a moron. almost an introvert, but very distant from anti-social. just because i'm not saying anything doesn't mean i have nothing to say. i tend to make no sense and run on. i'm not interested in being better then anyone, though i enjoy competition when no one's really losing anything serious. and if i feel i do have to compete for something i usually don't compete. i'll give you the benefit of the doubt before i give myself a break. i'll second guess my choices before i question your intentions. i'll trust you until you show me not to. i can only offer you my opinion and my friendship, everything else is by accident.

My Interests

starbucks, kurt vonnegut, boxing, marlboro lights 100's, picking up hitch hikers, ebay, poker, shopping, walking, playing pool, reading, writing and throwing it away.

I'd like to meet:

simon doonan, don king, jesse jackson, cornel west, mr. wayne newton, willie nelson, zab judah, thom yorke, pete yorn. and girls who know how to drive home only making right turns. *Actually, pertaining to people i'd like to meet without asking for an autograph, i'd like to find a partner in crime. someone i can hangout with late at night chain smoking and participating in useless, pointless conversations but enjoying it, or at least convincing me they are by being a really good liar, i won't mind. I'm trying to get better at poker so anyone with poker advice would help me. I need to get better so that someday I can beat my friend Mike.

Music:

and you will know us by the trail of the dead, feist, emiliana torrini, bananarama, billy idol, duran duran, depeche mode, killers, used, clutch, nine inch nails, mazzy star, muse, joan jet, bloc party, pretenders, wu tang clan, radiohead, damien rice, esthero, portishead, tom jones, bravery, massive attack, jem, david bowie, coldplay, pete yorn, dave matthews, john mayer, bif naked, highwaymen, frank sinatra, keane, aqualung, travis, buckcherry, pretenders, smiths, hives, von bondies, killers, velvet revolver, audioslave, clutch, emm gryner, jew, david gray, eric clapton, george michael, johnny cash, keli ali, joydrop, pat benatar, pearl jam, pj harvey, rolling stones, sneaker pimps, jem, soundgarden, stone temple pilots, guns n' roses, stereo mc's, clash, doors, vines, kill hannah, yeah yeah yeahs, tom waits, white stripes, violent femmes. so basically, bitter women, yelling, and any group that starts with "the"

Movies:

fight club, snatch, ocean's 11, seven, rocky(1-5), color of money, pumping iron, rounders, cruisin, dog's day afternoon, devil's advocate, deer hunter, fear and loathing in las vegas, things to do in denver when you're dead, suicide kings, anything with brad pitt/al pacino/robert de niro/christopher walken

Television:

real world(any season), scripted reality tv.

Books:

grand central winter, rumble young man rumble, timequake, fight club, survivor, lullaby, diary, choke, invisible monsters, like shaking hands with god, venus on a half shell, conn. yankee in king arthur's court, diary of adam and eve, letters from earth. (hunter s. thompson, kurt vonnegut, chuck palahniuk, lee stringer, mark twain, irvine welsh, j.d. salinger, benjamin cavell, simon doonan)

Heroes:

doyle brunson, mike caro, kurt vonnegut, lee stringer, tyler durden, marla singer, lane from franny and zooey, chris cornell, dr. drew, eduardo azcarate, mark twain, adam and eve, mr. jones.

My Blog

being a dad

let's begin, hypothetical rather, i'm a father, my son comes up to me when he's 18.  sits me down, tells me he's gay, i ask him, "what did i do wrong?"  another situation, similiar in circum...
Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 21 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

if you would be so kind, to help me kill some time

oh god i'm exhausted but can't sleep. it's 4:01 am when i started this, can't tell you just yet what time it'll be when i'm done. i don't understand the concept of jet lag, plus it's been a few days s...
Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

Courteous and thoughtful

Damn I was hungry on the way home from work. The drive different from no other day, just the fact that today was a holiday. Basically meaning people were at malls and drinking at home. Reasons enough...
Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

karaoke for life

The nights outcome wasnt real until someone sang creep by radiohead, then it was too real, and obviously apparent. Tonight I lingered, something that perturbs me of other heteros bar behavior. B...
Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i've prayed less since i cashed out my 401k

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Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

venti hot chocolate, jackie o, and army of me

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Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

...because god can't hear me over the radio

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Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the omega male

nice guys always finish last, and shy guys never try.
Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

garbage version: met'ro-sek'shoo al

straightest of the straight, queerest of the queer, i was a metrosexual before there were metrosexuals. prior to the labels existence i was just asked: "are you gay?"
Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"should i go to sleep or go shopping?" -my mommy dearest

well i wasn't tired today, partly because i woke up at 5pm so i ventured south. i've concluded that potomac mills mall shuts off all their milkshake machines at 9pm. how do i know this? because when i...
Posted by i'm your brandy alexander on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST