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Saint Brendyn the Cruel

Why Cant i get, just one kiss?

About Me

OK heres the breakdown on me......... ...exactly i go to sda sadly. Iwent to oak crest. i like to laugh at emos and play games and shit.yep AIM=veressurfer
me and my GIrl, we gotta relationship, i love her so bad, and hse treats me like shit
Whats the point of living if your not actually gonna live? im not fat, my inner child is just a little chubby =)Theres 2 things in the bible 1. wine 2. shit thats hard to believethe wine came firstI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

men,Sponging(bodyboarding) and playing wow and watching TV and laccrose and readingHeres the Place i go to Every summer on my boat..Its my home away from HomeMY FRIENDS!!! Justin, hes sick, hes the first real friend i made when i moved here. sometimes he pisses me off, then i jsut remeber the times when he gave me a partyboy in the spa!! ethums!!!, He sick, we just had a sleep over!, sometimes he pisses me off and yeah i like hate him, but hes sick, we always make it up to the other guy, with food, good times...TYRONE GOT ARRESTED ROBBING A KFC????? Allie!, shes soo freaking cool, i met her on my cruise to Alaska, i was always afraid she was wayy too hot for me to be hanging out with, good times, i can talk about anything with her! Thats cameron, cameon greene, i met him like the first day i moved here, he was my friend in 6th grade, in my class in all, he introduced me to kelsey miller, which would end up screwing me over for the next two years! haha,hes always stealing my hat Theres nick, hes sick, met him my freshman year, we both lay wow together and sometimes work on eachothers guys, hes sick, hes always quiet but everyone knows hes the center of the party! Thats spot, hes a panda bear, hes also a freshman, eww, but hes sick, i didnt even kno how much drama he had going on, met him my sophmore year, in pe, hes real sickIf your not on here, your not my friend hahahhaahahaha jk smiley, its just that ethan wants to walk down to the 99c store mmmmmmmmk?Isick i kno

I'd like to meet:

jesus, Sublime, My evil twin...My good twin...My neutral twin...Areally hot chick that is totally turned on by my voice, ETCSO johnny fill a bong and make sure its the bomb cuz the devils got the kinda stuff they had in vietnam!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Offspring, nirvana and weezer and Creed and the list continues...like pretty much everything good...DAVID BOWIE and more

The Knuckle Scrapper
People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Five
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Twenty
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: The Gent
Get Your HITMAN Name

AWSOME-GAME

Movies:

OFFICE SPACE and like others....aids everyone has aids...aids aids aids aids..thats from Team America u newb. Old school and yeah fight club, of course

Television:

SImspons south park family guy..yeah

Books:

reading? who told u i read? *shifts his eyes around* LIAR

My Blog

DEAD BABIES!!!

Heres some dead baby jokes....cuz im bored that why bitch!! 1. How do you fit a pile of dead babies into a microwave? Buy a blender. 2. how do you get them out? Tortilla chips =) 3. Whats the differen...
Posted by Saint Brendyn the Cruel on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

Thinking about nothing and everything at the same time

ok so here we are, in this universe and yeah like wtf? i mean wth is lke society,a nd if were all animals then why do sme ppl go vegetarian..its like...we fight our way to the top of the food chain, t...
Posted by Saint Brendyn the Cruel on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 05:08:00 PST

Confusing

IF you decide to ever respect someones oppionion you should kno this:   If you respect someones oppinion then you are thereby forced to respect my oppion to not respect someones oppionion whether...
Posted by Saint Brendyn the Cruel on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST

Newbs

Do my Me DUh quiz, its really fun and stupid, i mean its impossible cause like, i did it right after i made it and i only got a 96%, i musta been like dazed out when i made it cause now io see how inc...
Posted by Saint Brendyn the Cruel on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 08:16:00 PST

Normal conversation for me and Justin

Justmajor:  slutveressurfer:  bitchJustmajor:  mexican prostituteveressurfer:  lol now thats a burnJustmajor:  im sorry that was uncalled forveressurfer:  roflveressurfer...
Posted by Saint Brendyn the Cruel on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:56:00 PST

Chuck Norris

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. There is no Endangered...
Posted by Saint Brendyn the Cruel on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:12:00 PST

Cruising

Allright guys so summer is almost over andi just wanna go over what happened for all 0 of the ppl reading this kk? good now since you are not reading this don't worry cause  its stupid.  Ok ...
Posted by Saint Brendyn the Cruel on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:39:00 PST