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G O L F M A S T E R

also known as MR EAGLE

About Me

I really have nothing going for me at all. I'm immemorable, like you know, that movie, it had Martin Lawrence in it and some other guys. I forget. I forget lots of things actually, like the names of people I meet, and the times at which I'm supposed to take my prescriptions. I have an unpleasant odor, like salmonella caused by cross contamination. I've got a good side somewhere, but I've turned around so many times trying to find it I'm dizzy now and think that I might fall over. I have a blue ribbon on my car that indicates I support something or another, maybe you can give me some ideas.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1) ...preferably (but not exclusively): a woman who shares my leftist political views & values, & who can further whet my appetite for community activism: and (again, preferably, but not a "deal breaker" is a vegetarian;

2) ...a woman who has a comparable appetite for both the Appolonian and Dionysian aspects of life. I've long held that one's nobly academic and crudedly hedonistic sides are just two parts of a greater whole- or oneness- and that there is no need to avoid indulging oneself in earthly delights. An entire day devoted to nothing but the libido can be as meritworthy as one spent reading from the works of Shakespeare or Goethe. It all depends on how fully and honestly a concept is pursued.

3) ...FRIENDS IN GENERAL, free & original thinkers who like live music, political discourse (helpful but not mandatory), the outdoors, healthy foods, and a nice occasional buzz...

My Blog

the portal... part two

The fire started in the closet and spread onto the decrepit sock pile twenty minutes ago. Attempts to extinguish have been met with electrical shocks administered through the floor. Burning plastic an...
Posted by G O L F M A S T E R on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:16:00 PST

the portal... part one

My lair looks like a living entity from the outside. Moss, dirt, and mildew cover my windows and the roof. Inside there's a faint scent of toxic mold, and the overwhelming stench of rotting food waste...
Posted by G O L F M A S T E R on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:18:00 PST

Things I Don't Like

Let's talk about things that I hate. Let's start, for example, with words. They are dumb! They don't make any sense. If you say "fuck" they think that you mean "fuck" but I mean "fuck you!" and suck m...
Posted by G O L F M A S T E R on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

For a moment I felt like an asshole

My name is Mike...Some people call me Kodish which also happens to be my last name. I work and go to school @ stark state. I like to have fun with my friends. Drama is always fun when i'm not involved...
Posted by G O L F M A S T E R on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 05:30:00 PST

if you like what Im about let me know !!!

About Me:I'm bout the most coolest thug you will eva meet.I like to laugh and be around my family.I'm laid back but thats just anotha word 4 lazy lol, and a sense of humor.I like writing rap & r&b mus...
Posted by G O L F M A S T E R on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:11:00 PST

Tibetan Identity Crisis Center

hi:D My name is Delaney and i go to hamilton. Im in the 8th grade and just starting. My birthday is april 5th and i was born in 1993. I have lots of friends and they all love me, just like how much i ...
Posted by G O L F M A S T E R on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:38:00 PST