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Bjorn Harlson

Exactly how hot is the complimentary ringtone?

About Me

Bjorn Harlson is Robotic Mandrill who enjoys playing guitar, drawing and throwing eggplants at tombstones. He won't give hisbirthdate because he doesn't have one he is constantly spontaneously combusting and then respawning inside cups of coffeein the form of a tiny business man.He did the art for the highly un-successful superhero comic "The Bustice League" and is the is on the board of directors for the gum company Duck gum see http://www.duckgum.freewebpages.org .

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/25/2006
Band Website: duckgum.freewebpages.org/
Band Members: Bjorn Harlson: Guitars, Bass,Keyboards, Percussion, Kalimba, Ukulele and harpBiff Cutwright: Vocals : THE DOOGLES ARE: Me on guitar, Jon Sharp on Drums, and Jesse Hoefer on bass Here's a video of us playing, back when I had short hair.
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Influences: The Pixies, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa, The flaming Lips, audioslave, The donnas,Garbage, John Prine ,Eric Clapton, Santana, The Beatles,Elvis Costello,Stevie Ray Vaughan, Nirvana, Led Zepplelin, The white Stripes, Mavis Staples, Lou Reed, Eric Johnson, The Yardbirds, The Faces, Janis Joplin,Sly and the family Stone, The Red Hot Chili Peppers,Bob Dylan, Susan Tedeschi, Billy Bragg,Franz Ferdinand, They Might Be giants, Paul Simon, Buddy Guy,B.B. King, The Rolling Stones, The Ramones,Glenn Miller Orchestra, The New York Dolls, Tom Waits, Marc Ribot, Pee-Wee Herman...
You Are 0% Republican
If you have anything in common with the Republican party, it's by sheer chance.
You're a staunch liberal, and nothing is going to change that! How Republican Are You?

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Sounds Like: Elmo getting stuck on a cactus and then whinining about it all the way to NYC
Record Label: Puk-moo fladgett
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Bjornal Entry 1 7/4/08

             Yesterday was a good day, it was 4th of July. In the morning I went up to Everett with my mom to participate in the Everett Independe...
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 07:22:00 PST

So long Sonics

Oh, Greg Nickels, David Stern, Howard Schultz and Clay Bennett, what supreme assholes you all are. The Sonics are no more, the group of crapshoot rookies that Mr. Bennett replaced our team with are no...
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:44:00 PST

which one are you

1. Every time I see you a vomit a little inside. I am completely devoid of any positive emotions whatsoever regarding you. You're a lying, cheating, faschist, meany-faced, smelly, dirty, smug, conceit...
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:33:00 PST

Rants

Things that piss me off in no order, just numbered 1. Myspace Chain Bulletins of all types, especially those romantic/suicide story ones, and the ones that guilt trip you about Biblical stuff. If...
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:39:00 PST

What does Bjorn think of you?

What do I think of you??????? ASK everyone else is making blogz like dis I thought I'd join in.
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 06:59:00 PST

Ergo, Velmita

Cheque dis Schitt yought Kroshing mi?..THISCRUSH.COM CRUSHTAG>http://www.thiscrush.com/tag.php?id=biffyc" title="biffyc's CrushTag">..http://www.thiscrush.com/tags/biffyc.jpg" border="0" />http://www....
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:26:00 PST

Video of the week 4

Slipknot interepretation!...
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST

Video of the Week2

This week's VOW is Pokemon Episode 1... ...
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

Video of the week 1

this weeks video of the week is Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show! Gorgeous'>http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual &videoid=2010829092">Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show (E...
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:55:00 PST

To right some

First and formost SORRY JORDAN! the british cigarrette message wasn't by him, it was by one of his friends, I can't believe that guy used his friends myspace to insult me, making Jordan look like an i...
Posted by Bjorn Harlson on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:09:00 PST