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maushoo

About Me

I look forward to the day, some day soon, that I will not feel like this. The day that I can run and play outside like a child with a bizarre hormone problem, one that curses and brands him with a beard at the age of 7. A high falsetto voice and a receipt in his pocket for disposable razors is no condition any adolescent should maintain. Until then, i will get high on crystal meth, and when the moment is just right, i will break the pause that fills the air and say blandly, "time to make the donuts" then punch the person next to me square in the face.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people that can jump into the ocean, and come up with a fish in their teeth, and a nine year old that walks around speaking in a old Indian man's accent, calls herself grandpa, and complains about all the dusting that needs to be done.it also never hurts to meet people that like, actually like and can appreciate, the show "entourage". people so vaccuous and uniformed, that they anticipate the next show, and while in the clutches of that anticipation, visit askmen.com for answers to their diluted questions, and seek counsel to what sofa to buy, or what line to use from the "player's guide". these people, these are who i want to meet and mingle amongst. why? sometimes its nice to get sick, just to remind yourself of reality.

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