MySpace Sucks! Thats right I said it. Do I have your attention yet? I came to the realization that this whole MySpace thing is way out of hand. MySpace cripples its users by allowing them to meet in cyberspace, rather than face to face. MySpace has created a group of people whom solely rely on the internet for their personal fulfillment. It also points out that nobody in our society knows how to take a fucking picture, either its the trendy "photo in the mirror trick" or the "far away photo" to hide your hideousness. I don't care if you're short/fat/tall/pudgy/ugly/whatever, do NOT post horrible uninspirational pictures of yourself staring lifelessly into the mirror. Now guys, I know there are lots of hott girls on MySpace, and it's okay to tell them that you think so, but if they are hott, then they probably dont have problems meeting people... like you. Ok, so you're not a geek, hell you might even be good looking, but everybody is always hiding something right? Thats why we are all here on MySpace... to create some type of a profile of ourselves to make us the most appealling to the masses. Comment my pics, send me messages, be my friend, can all be interpreted as "Give Me Attention." Not to mention, it is practically a gold mine for pedophiles... they get to inspect the turf before they play ball.
Horny Losers + Internet Connection + Semi-Attractive Emo Girls = Stupidity
