If you had to describe me, what would you say?
Uncle Bob -"Jon likes to smack little boys in the nuts while they sleep!"
Dan -"Jon is a dirty girl and everyone knows it."
Ryan Hicks -"Jon is like a big dose of E"
Mell -"Jon is cute and great...and HUGGABLE!"
Melissa -"Jon is REALLY awesome!"
Ashley -"Jon saw my penis."
Annie -"Jon is a lovable giant fuzzy bunny who loves to eat, sleep, drink and terrorize small emo bands"
Mullet Dan -"Jon is a big dicked motha fucka... ... Jon is the man who i never wanted to know, but as soon as i knew him i never wanted to not know him. He is radical with a hint of cute and a pinch of 'I'll fucking kill you'.
Spikey -"Jon is the coolest fuckin person i know!"
Adam -"Jon is weird but Awesome."
Rache -"Jon is my brother, who i love, although he can be a smart ass and goof around a lot. He is still dependable honest and fully trustworthy.."
Danny P. -"Jon - dirty, stinky, hairy, all around good guy."
Tien -"Jon likes to tell REEEALLY long, pointless stories when he's high."
Amelia -"Jon is the weirdest person I have ever talked to. But he's not all that bad."
Coey -"Jon leaves the most pointless fucking voice mails EVER. No voice mail should last 5 minutes and say absolutely nothing!"
Kyle Keegan -"In one word... Jon is crazy (in a good way)... in many words... Jon is crazy, awesome, sexy in a hetero way, and laid back."
Mike -"Jon is a cool guy. Who isn't afraid to speak his mind. At all. He's pretty goddamn smart. At least street-smart wise."
Kimber -"Jon is interesting, funny, smart and is his own person. He is likable and even lovable."
Rachel -"Jon is my future nephew-in-law that wants to have his uncle's babies. THEY ARE MY SEEDS BITCH!"
Charlie -"Jon is one of life's thinkers. He's quiet at first but fun and interesting once out of his shell. Never has a bad word to say about anybody. More honest than the day is long and a really good friend... one of the best!"
Mikkie -"Jon is a laid back guy with good morals thats a little lazy."
Fabi -"Jon is an open-minded person who's generally very easy-going, unless someone goes against what he believes in. In that respect, he's always willing to stand up and say something, even at the risk of shocking others ;) A perpetual sense of humor accompanies his daily actions and discussions, but those close to him know that he can certainly be serious when the time calls for it. he's loyal, honest, creative and unpredictable... And his friends can always count on him to be there (even to be picked up/rescued when stranded at Mission Beach in the middle of the night :D ) "
Danielle -"I would have to say that Jon is delightfully crazy with a touch of awesome. Actually, forget that, he's one of the awesome-est people I know!"
Phattha -"Jon is funny, he hates radioshack, drinks silk soy milk, likes pie and hookah, and has a huge crush on Chris...And much more..."
Marco -"Well if someone was forcing me to describe Jon I would say 'F.U.' and probably beat their ass as well... "
Elizabeth S. -"Jon is different, interesting, sarcastic, and funny."
Dano -"Jon is a broke bastard with no cell phone."
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