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I double dog dare you babyI'm 18 and I've accomplished nothing yet with my life. I can't tie my shoes. My style is like a five year olds game of dress up. I'm nowhere near perfect. I chain smoke like I've got a cancer craving. I eavesdrop like a mutherfucka. I drop offensive material like the Us Drops bombs. I can tie cherry stems into a knot with my tongue. I'm tempermental, but that's irrelavent now. I'm a cunt and I dont really care. I dont give a fuck if I offend you. Your God is less important to me then my hair straightener. I get bored with people really easily. If I talk to you for more then five minutes consider yourself lucky. I have an eating disorder more often then not. I've been called a junkie, a tease, and an anerexic bitch alot lately. Originality isn't what it used to be. I think that all the good things in life are either immoral, illegal, or fattening. I fall for boys too easily. I'm vulnerable to lies. I forgive too easily. I'm a sucker for pie. I'm totally against anything cherry flavored. I'm sick of people being 'br00tal'. I'm not a part of anyone else's fucking scene. This is my story, I decide the script and setting. I act hardcore but I break like glass. I write in fogged up windows. I keep money and anything important in my bra or underwear. I'd burn the whole world to the ground to show someone I care. I've been caught saying shit that dosn't make sense like "It's like playing russian roulette with shopping carts". I dye my hair, pierce myself and wear black way too much. Body modification makes me feel better about myself. It's creative self destruction baby. I'm not anyones baby girl. I think getting close to people is a waste of time and only makes you vulnerable. I blame myself alot when it dosn't make sense. I'm really self destructive. I'm entirly fucked up and overly dramatic. I'm a vegetarian. I think vanity is for sluts. I often write lyrics no one understand but still causes people's insides to break down. I'm addicted to caffine and live off diet pills too often. I once paid $20 to hug a penguin. I think llamas smell funny. I have an unhealthy obsession with Don Vito's weight. I'm in the business of misery. I really love converse & vans. The brave little toaster is gangturrrr. I'm terrified of being buried alive. I will save the whales single handedly with my own two hands. I like really gorey movies. If fortune cookies tell the future I'm fucked. I've been told to choke to death on a zebra cake. I've been in a fight where bologna was the weapon of choice. Music is my life. There's no problem rock, papper, scissors can't solve. I sometimes order just the nacho cheese. I like doing laundry at weird times like 3 am. I like riding in shopping carts. I'm a total weirdo. Inside jokes are the best. I will not touch you there for a dollar. No, you don't rock my socks. I'm sorry you're ugly but there isn't a cure.
♥ADORATIONS♥
♥Piercings♥
♥Tattos♥
♥Vampires!♥
♥The Paranormal♥
♥Biting...♥
♥Hand Cuffs♥
♥whips♥
♥Chains♥
♥Dressing Over The Top♥
♥Being a vegetarian♥
♥MUSIC!!!♥
♥Extreme sports♥
♥Muscle Cars♥
♥Speeding!♥
♥Anything fast and dangerous♥
*Distastes*
*Fake people*
*Liars*
*Whores*
*Bigots*
*Hypocrites*
*Judgement*
*Users*
*Abusers*
*Users*
*back stabbers*
*Hate*
!Fears!
!Being dead..!
!Being inadequate!
!Being to late!
!Not being good enough!
!Clowns!
!Ninja bunnies!
!Being too far gone!
!Not making it in time!
!Losing those I care about!
!Hurting others!
!Losing it all!
!Love!
!My friends hating me!
!Feeling like this forever!
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? ~The Value of Families