I suppose you expect me to tell me all about myself in this section! About how I am a male, of the species Homo sapiens sapiens, and how I meticulously examine my beard growth. About how I grew up thinking a dildo was a bird, and a condom was a rather nice place to live. Or maybe you want me to explain about all my wide travels across Canada, and all the many friends and foes I made there! Or how my middle name is Arthur, who was a great king, and I shall inherit his throne on the eve of cataclysm. Well I won't tell you all these things. I won't tell you that I am pee shy, or how gross I find the word clammy, as well as the word chowder. Oh and I am also 19, so fuck off pedophiles, you have no quarter here! One day I will be a great man, but until that day I will merely have to be a good man. My email is [email protected], add me if you dare!
