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I love chocolate but don't like chocolate ice cream. I hate anything cherry flavored, but I love cherries.... same goes for coffee (love the real thing, hate anything flavored). When I eat animal crackers I bite the heads off first, then I eat the bodies... I am a loyal friend, a hopeless romantic and cat hair makes my lungs close up. I am an adventurous soul but won't travel anywhere that doesn't have adequate wattage for my blowdryer. I always have a calculator, map, and tissues in my pocketbook at all times...due to the fact that the concept of math escapes me, the concept of direction escapes me, and often sneezes escape me. I like the word pocketbook better than purse. My PMS actually lasts 3 weeks. I will buy anything that is sold in a sack. I am obsessed with facial hair. I can't cry and look cute, it's always that "ugly cry" that Oprah talks about in the midst of her "lightbulb moments". If the moon were made of cheese, I would definitely have eaten it already. I often tell my boyfriend I love him so much I want to punch him. I can't remember my fourth grade teacher's name, but I can tell you one of our "words of the day" in fourth grade was LOQUACIOUS. It's the opposite of TACITURN- look it up. I love people who are honest and ballsy, and I love to make shapes of hearts in wet sand with my toes.