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The Elephant Man

About Me

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/05/2006
Band Website: This is it. Deal.
Band Members: John Doe (Guitar, Vox)

R4bb1t (Programming, Vox, and 'spheres)

Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Ghengis Tron
Fear Before the March of Flames
Alcohol
Tool
Remembering Never
Norma Jean
The Berserker

Horror Movies
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Irony
Harvey Milk
Pig Destroyer
Daughters

Quentin Tarantino
Ministry
Nine Inch Nails

Salvador Dali
HORSE the Band
American Head Charge
Dimmu Borgir
Your Mom
Darkest Hour
Burn the Priest
The Locust
Cattle Decapitation
Malevolent Creation
The Black Dhalia Murder
Dimmu Borgir

Chuck Norris
Quantum Physics
"Snakes on a Plane"
Dream Theater
Opeth
Gadget
Cretin

Sounds Like:
Record Label: none

My Blog

Oh, by the way -- some band news!

While I'm here, I might as well go ahead and say that in case you haven't noticed, some stuff has been going on in the tEM world (i.e. no new song postings, line up changes).  Don't worry, we're ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:14:00 GMT

Do you believe in magic? No? Hmm....

You know what? Fuck David Blaine. There, I said it.  He's not fucking magic. Seriously, what the hell is it going to take to get rid of this fucking guy? You know what his last "trick" was? He hu...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:05:00 GMT

Jonah - Top 10 Albums

I blatantly stole this off of John. Why not? This is an incredibly difficult question, and honestly I haven’t had an intelligent thought all afternoon... 1: Nine Inch Nails - The Downward Spiral...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 14:17:00 GMT

John - Top 10 albums...

I was talking to my uncle and he asked me, "If I could only choose 10 albums to listen to for the rest of my life, what would they be?" And actually, it's a really friggin' difficult question. But if ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:50:00 GMT

Well played, sir!

So we wrote a new song last night, the first full collaboration with me and Justin both contributing equal guitar lines, and I must say it went very well. The song is bad ass, our styles blend well, a...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:19:00 GMT

The new addition...

The Elephant Man has added a third member, guitarist Justin Goldstein. We are working on the first track with him, and he totally kicks ass. We think you will like what your going to hear from us in t...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:38:00 GMT

On a "Christian Nation"...

John here. As a registered republican I have to say....I totally agree with jonah. It's time some of the main players in this giant clusterfuck of American politics opens their eyes and learns exactly...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:17:00 GMT

Christian Nation?

Thomas Jefferson was a Christian. At least, that is what senator John McCain suggested when he made his controversial "Christian Nation" statement recently: "I just have to say in all candor that sinc...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:02:00 GMT

Better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you’re not.

I kind of had an epiphany about why the new "Emo" and "Hardcore" scene makes me so angry...you see...when I was a lad -  a youngun, if you will - I would go to elementary and even on into mi...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 06:22:00 GMT

A Grim Realization...

I think...the thing that hurts people the most is their own arrogance. I don't mean on an individual level...but as a whole. The Human Race. Arrogant...no matter what we say, or try, or do, it all com...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 14:09:00 GMT