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Guy Worthless

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in vodka

About Me

Without any formal training, Guy Worthless finds it hard to work, communicate, or even get along with "real musicians". He often feels jealous or inferior and usually resorts to sarcasm and childish name-calling.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/25/2006
Band Website: thorn01.com
Band Members: How many grains of sand in the Sahara? How many stars in the sky?
Influences: I think my ipod is making me deaf.
Sounds Like: Really great crude filtered through inadequate hands.
Record Label: Thorn01
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

No More Docs

I can't stand documentaries. The subject is so brilliant and amazing and honest and interesting... What am I? Chopped liver?I am a punkA junkie and a drunkI am your best friend.the endain't me babe...
Posted by Guy Worthless on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 02:12:00 PST

Hope You're doing good

I do hope you are well, but, I hope you are doing good.I haven't done a good thing in ages.I smoked a cigaretteI leered at a womanI back talked a childI beat an animalI drank my youth awayI killed a p...
Posted by Guy Worthless on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:42:00 PST

I wish I was a better person

I watched this National Film board of Canada Stravinsky documentary. Fucking amazing...Amazingly depressing.I gotta quit fucking around.Maybe if I had a job as a pistol polisher...I'd rather be lones...
Posted by Guy Worthless on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:21:00 PST

Thanks and fuck you

Thanks if you cameFuck you if you didn't.
Posted by Guy Worthless on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

corndog coke ice cream cone

corndog ice cream coca-colaIce cream ice creamcoca-corndogcoca ice cream corndog colaice-dog cream-dreamwhat the ffffcream itscream itshizznitfuck-wad
Posted by Guy Worthless on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:20:00 PST

¥ou know it's gonna be a party

I only perform once every forty-thousand years so, you know it's gonna be off the chain!Please come... please
Posted by Guy Worthless on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:50:00 PST

Fuck Karma... There's no such thing!

I lost $10 today. I was at the liquor store with my stuff at the register... I dig in my pockets... Where the fuck? Nowhere. So I had to put the stuff back. As I walked out, I kicked a yellow plas...
Posted by Guy Worthless on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST

Small things

It's not "it's not one thing but, something else."It's anything at any given time It's everything all the time
Posted by Guy Worthless on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:23:00 PST

can't drown hard

people who spend too much figuring out the WorldDon't spend enogh time figuring out themselves.
Posted by Guy Worthless on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:11:00 PST

Reasons to get out of bed

Not having a bedExcruciating heatAnxietyI WILL kill everyone!
Posted by Guy Worthless on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:39:00 PST