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About Me

I'm sort of crazy, but it adds to my charm. I'm a bit OCD. I'm a junkie without the junk. I love me some music. i try not to end my sentences with prepositions. oops. i adore boys and girls. i like to people watch. i like to eavesdrop. i don't remember what i did yesterday. i drink Tab, because its the best. i'm a medical mystery.no, really....i am. i really love animal crackers, but i feel sad and guilty when i eat their little heads. I watch the discovery health channel regularly and I have watched so many surgeries that I'm confident that I could operate on you. And if you're ever murdered, i've watched enough courtTV to work your crime scene. so call me. I'm a former extrovert turned introvert who longs to be an extrovert again. I want to be your friend. I want to be your best friend. i heart my roland MC505. we make beautiful music together.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet all the cool kids.my goal in life is to be just like them. oh, and if you've got a big penis, we can be friends. just kidding. right?EDIT: perhaps its my fault...perhaps I asked for it...but the statement above is dripping with sarcasm (please see definition below)...so if you're one of those guys with pics of your "big, hard, cock" in your profile...please....send me your phone number. i can't wait to have all the sex. please, hurry. sarÂ·casm (sÃ¤rkazm) n. 1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound. 2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

yeahhhhhh

dude...i want to have jared letos babies so fucking bad. from now on, i only date jared leto or look-a-likes. sounds reasonable....yes?
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 22:00:00 GMT

PopoZao

dear britney, &nbs p; &nbs p; &nbs p; &...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 00:06:00 GMT

why i love the national geographic channel

did you know that we share 98.5% of our genes with chimpanzees, 75% with dogs, 50% with fruit flies, and around a third with daffodils? true story.
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:23:00 GMT

fun at Georgetown U. hospital

so, i've got two infusions down....one to go. This time it seems like the side effects have hit me harder than usual. nice. thanks. every bone in my body feels like its been hit...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 14:19:00 GMT

a present for me

So, my birthday is coming up (December 27th....only 8 shopping days left!) and rather than a gift, I would love for people to make a donation....in any amount....to The Fund for Animals...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:03:00 GMT

just when i thought i was getting used to americas obsession with "youth"...

I was at the grocery store this evening (one of my random, late night journeys), and i saw a toy that made me want to vomit. I think most people have heard of a girls doll line called "Bratz".&n...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 21:25:00 GMT

execution style

I'm curious to hear how people feel about the Stan Tookie Williams execution and/or the death penalty in general. Either post something here or email me. Should he have been...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:22:00 GMT

why my day was special

so...i hate the holidays. Work was nuts today. Too many customers, too much shipment, and too few brain cells shared among my coworkers. but despite all that...something VERY special happe...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 20:21:00 GMT

Kennedy Center Honors- a good place to people watch

So, tonight I went to the Kennedy Center Honors with my family, as we do every year. Its always fun just to see who will show up and who will perform. This year, they were honoring Tony Be...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 21:16:00 GMT

The penis flytrap

OK, so i read about this in a magazine and I think its pretty fucking spectacular,so I must share it with everyone. Some of you may have already heard of this, but for those who haven't, read on... "R...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 21:40:00 GMT