I like doing stuff that fun and illegal and potentially life threatening!
I also like to have a few beers many, many whiskey's, then shave my head and dress up like Peter Ebdon. My girlfriend usually discovers me in the morning covered in chalk and my own shit. It can be a bit embarassing at times but once I have a drink the Ebdon inside of me takes control.
People say that Peter Ebdon is the quiet man of snooker. Some even dare to call him 'boring'.
All's I can say to that is don't let the fucker hear you saying that kind of shit. The man is an animal. I once rubbed him up the wrong way. He mistakingly took my overfriendly hug as a threat and wrapped his cue roung my forehead. It took a while for me to clear things up. He wouldn't return my calls or even look me in the eye when I went to watch him practice. He once said to me (in a joking manner I think) "Come near me again and I'll brain you, you fucking moron!!"
"Oh Peter, what are you like" I replied.
Its been onwards and upwards from there really. We now have a genuine friendship which is blossoming more and more each day. I enjoy Peter on so many levels and he's even teaching me squash!!! We play wed afternoons near Pete's house. He gets in free. I pay full price!The only negative thing I could say about Peter is that after 5 pints of John Smiths he can get a little bit racist. And after 7 pints, sometimes violent.At this moment in time I would call Peter my best friend. He's just so cool and really know's how to have a good time. He really likes being Peter Ebdon. I like it when he likes being Peter Ebdon.He once told me that his biggest fantasy would be to kill a naked man with his bare hands.
"Oh you are a card Peter" I said.
"I know" he said
"I fucking love you and your bold fucking head" I said
"I know" he said.
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