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About Me

Hi there everyone!
So many of you (well two actually) have observed that I write as a woman and I have a woman's name, yet some of my poems seem to be written from a male point of view. This is very astute of you. Suffice it to say that the 500+ people with whom I have been intimately connected (and I do mean CONNECTED) know the horrid truth. Also I dearly love wearing women's clothes, preferably indecently soiled and skin tight in the appropriate places.
Since I am renowned for my subtle and delicate sense of humour, I've often been asked what my favourite comedy films are. Well, first and foremost the funniest film ever is FORREST GUMP (How I love the fact that Forest is mis-spelled! How THICK can people be?). What a ridiculous name and what a funny death scene. Ho ho ho, I giggle even thinking of him talking to that silly tree (the 2nd most wooden thing in the film after the acting). Next funniest must be ET - how I shrieked with glee when that repellently ugly little freak got sent away to somewhere or other. In third place is LOVE STORY - I laughed so much I had to change my undies and give myself a good hosing down after the final hospital scene. Fourth place: a three-way tie between BAMBI (I simply LOVE venison steak, under-done preferably with a fried eyeball and a mini-antler on top!), SAVING PRIVATE RYAN (unbelievably hilarious, sugary sloppy music, infantile boy soldier heroics, useless corpses littered everywhere, but a bit anti-German which I found unpleasant and uncalled for, so I switched off well before the end) and of course any film featuring Audie Murphy.
Some of my poems are not very feminine. The more grossly repellent and manly ones are sometimes included in my CRAPULUS collection ("crapulous" = suffering from a degenerate and debauched hangover, so you may guess how and why I wrote those little mothers). And my gay poems tend to come under my THE BISEXUAL POET nom de plume. Sometimes I steal poems from other perverts in my disgusting family, although my ugly deformed, drooling nephew Ephraim is dyslexic so he's not much use on that score.
You know, I can't help being a bit schizophrenic so my sexy super-classy porn erotica are grouped under the "randyhornbag" collection. And my political poems are sometimes subtitled "Bestial Writes of Spring". Confused? Well hard luck, you must be a bit dim. I do hope you like my poems, but if not, please go and hang yourself from the nearest tree or try eating a ground glass sandwich. And of course there is always SNOGGO, that exciting alter ego of mine whose adventures I hope will give much pleasure to children aged 50+. SNOGGO also is fond of eating unusual things, bless him. He is seriously heroic and loves perversion. He is a bit vain but his exciting escapades are an inspiration to us all. And Naughty Marietta is pretty cool too, sexy bunny that she is. Love and kisses to you all and may sweet little old god (whoever, whatever and wherever she may be) sanctify your little cotton socks. Please feel free to email any comments to me at [email protected] - foul abuse is particularly appreciated provided it is correctly spelled and is grammatical. Or you could contact my dear friend Victor at [email protected] - he would love to hear about any new spots where he can practise his sordid Peeping Tom activities.
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The Price Of Charity

Today I noticed a rather ugly fat little Cripple hobbling down the street; I observed he was still quite youthful But was he dressed like turgid oik. He had a dirty yellow baseball h...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:35:00 GMT

Going To The Gynae For A Bit Of Litvak Fun

Let's have some fun! Let's go to the Gynae! If you bleed a lot or have a tickly puss Or if you have more spots down there Than the walls in your local Indian Or if you pong like a smoked salmon sandwi...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:57:00 GMT

The Unobservant American

A good ol' redneck boy lived down in TexasIn a good ol' redneck town called Nowheresville;He looked out down his dreary little Main Street,Its 4x4s and burger bars a joy to seeAnd thought, "Sure as H...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 09:57:00 GMT

Filthbox

'Fernanda, my dear,' said Mr Filthbox to his beautiful lady wife, the strong-smelling Mrs Filthbox, 'since it is our wedding anniversary, I have booked us a table at your very favourite restaurant!'.....
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:11:00 GMT

Sic transit gloria Britannicae

What a sad degraded world it is we live in:Violent, adulterous, hypocritical slobsMasquerading as cabinet ministersTV entertainers and footballers;And that's just the half of it.The once noble and res...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:06:00 GMT

Sic transit gloria Americanae

What a sad degraded world it is we live in:Violent, adulterous, hypocritical crudsMasquerading as celebrities, Hollywood heroes,TV entertainers and basketball studs;And that's just the half of it.The ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:04:00 GMT

All Hail! All Hail! America The Golden!

heres a little paean of gentle mockeryto all you low-life yankee oikspizza-chewing loud-mouthed badly-dresseduneducated unsophisticatedfascist ignorant rednecked fatsosstay on your fucking sideof the ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:52:00 GMT

Let's praise great Britannia's golden days of now and then

dear olde englande, basking in her glorious past castles history battles bravery monarchs of every hue (not really, only whities) and so much more as immortalised in the words of the fucking bard of f...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:48:00 GMT

Love

I'm in the mood for love dear,Simply because you're human.Or very nearly.
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:44:00 GMT

Love Tryst in Juarez

Dirty rundown cheap hotelBed with b adly ironed sheetsCrumpled with lustful& nbsp;drippingsSour sweet sewage smellsComing& nbsp;through th...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:43:00 GMT