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About Me

I'm a 27 yr old graduate from The University of Memphis with a bachelors in Business(what a mistake). I attended the University of Alabama for less than a year before mom and dad became "displeased" with my progress or rather lack there of and decided to wrangle me back home. I did enjoy my time at UofM as a manager for the football team where I got to travel and receive all the perks of being a college athlete without having to actually workout and have my brains beat out during practice. Now, I work as a Memphis Police Officer and have realized that this job comes with the ultimate job security.....there will always be dipshits out there that will ensure the need for police until the end of time, thank you criminals!

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My Interests

college sports, specifically Memphis and Alabama, but any college program that can beat UT and MSU. Pretty much anything that involves sports. Trips to Spring River with the guys and burning everything we bring along in our campfires(by the way, if you are looking for campfire fuel that burns HOT then your best bet is water coolers, just make sure you bring plenty of em, cuz they burn fast)

I'd like to meet:

King Solomon for his amazing wisdom....wish i had had some more of his wisdom when we got pulled over in Arkansas and got fined for "drinking in public". My future wife would be cool to meet. The governing body of OPEC so I can poop on them for my gas costs going up and up and up and up and up

Music:

pretty much everything. System of a Down, Disturbed, Foo Fighters, Linkin Park, Rascal Flatts, Kenny Chesney, Allman Brothers, Metallica, Doobie Brothers. anything but music sung by chicks....or prince

Movies:

mostly comedies. Old School, Dodgeball, Anchorman, The Game. Any will ferrell movie or vince vaughn flick.

Television:

Family Guy. Scrubs.

Books:

i don't read that much anymore. i know i need to.....tv just rots your brain

Heroes:

My dad; the men and women that serve our country every day so that we can live in the greatest country in the world. Thank you to each and every one of you in our Armed Forces, God Bless You.

My Blog

she doesn't want you

Can someone PLEASE explain to me why anyone would think that any male/female is worth going to jail over??? I pose the question because on a daily basis I encounter those individuals in the City...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 07 May 2007 05:15:00 PST

What Really Grinds My Gears

You know what really grinds my gears people? When you go to a fast food restaraunt and place a "to go" order, then when you get a few miles down the road you begin to think to yourself, "I wonde...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:42:00 PST