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JesseYoungblood

I'm very discreet... but I'll haunt your dreams

About Me

i'm thirsty.goal in life = glass bottom boat proprietor somewhere in the caribbean.what freaks me out more than anything in the world is when i'm like trying to open the battery case to my remote or something like that where i have to use my thumbnail... if my nail bends backwards, it sends a shudder through my body and i become sick to my stomach and have to jump up and around or run in circles until the weirdness goes away.my dreams are haunted by the ghost of a squirrel that i accidentally killed with a garden hose when i was 9 years old. fucker won't leave me alone! *offers breadcrumb* it was an accident squirrely!!!heaven is a toasted everything bagel with cream cheese and freshly sliced tomato. hell is diet coke with that lemon pledge flavor stuff. whoever works for coca-cola whose job it is to approve that shit should have his taste buds individually singed by the heated end of a paper clip. ok, ok... thats a bit harsh, maybe he should just be demoted to carbonation control or something.the gray hair on the sides of my head are multiplying at an alarming rate.i refuse to shower or bathe in anyway on sundays.

My Interests

Music, movies, & movies about music (and to a lesser extent music about movies with the exception of cindy lauper's theme to goonies). I read alot of silly books as well. Family and Friends and anyplace warmish with nice beaches.
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I'd like to meet:

MATT AND KIM - YEA YEAH

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Music:

faves of the past year or 5:tv on the radio, the black angels, the oohlas, my morning jacket, earlimart, built to spill, yeah yeah yeahs, wilco, cat power, wolfmother, strokes, midlake, gogol bordello, death from above 1979, kol, starlite desperation, earlimarttops of all time:led zeppelin, jane's addiction, nirvana, pinback, nine inch nails, radiohead, luna, black rebel motorcycle club, vic thrill, the pixies, bogmenlast albums bought - wilco sky blue sky, feist, white stripes icky thump, team robespierre,also, www.woxy.com is the best thing going on line for music.

Movies:

The Goonies, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Usual Suspects, the Jerk, Godfather 1 & 2, Goodfellas, 3 amigos, State of Grace, Bottlerocket, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars Trilogy, Better off dead, wet hot american summer, office space, boondock saints, Red Dawn, anchorman, napoleon dynamite, little miss sunshine, one crazy summer, big fish, stop making sense, last waltz, i am trying to break your heart, hunt for red october, platoon, seven, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, planes trains and automobiles, dead poets society, hoosiers, scarface, life is beautiful, trainspotting, the dark crystal, the borat movie (i am just taking a wild guess here and saying that it will be one of my favorites when it comes out), batman, batman begins, raiders of the lost ark, taxi driver, silence of the lambs, do the right thing, fargo, tell me do you miss me, HOT FUZZ ...

Television:

Simpsons, sopranos, seinfeld, family guy, entourage, the deadliest catch, cash cab, da ali g show, undeclared, lost, greg the bunny, The State, arrested developement, pinky and the brain...

Books:

i likey read lots of em.

Heroes:

me ma. me pa.

My Blog

shows this past year (in no particular order)

wilcoblack rebel motorcycle clubkings of leonthe policethe bogmenbeastie boysgogol bordellovic thrilljesus and mary chainthe faintarcade firethe decemberiststhe white stripessilversun pickupscharlatan...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:01:00 PST

The Beard Commands you!

i look like a young tom cruise sporting a dirty sanchez and  a dead rat on my face, no? ...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:21:00 PST

Lets Go Mets Go (about a month and a half later)

Have you ever woken up with a bit of a hangover on friday, dragged your ass to work and then during your lunch break realize you haven't seen a single Mets playoff game yet and that the next one is to...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST

Florence and the end of my Italian adventures

Welcome back. So basically after the Pistoia show's insanity and post show drinking at the hotel, we all had a nice nights sleep and all the americans, except for me, headed off for the airport. ...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

My italian adventures (part II)

The thing about hangovers is that you feel like a real asshole when you're the only person that has one.  So long as you're going into a long day of work with a couple other people feeling equall...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST

Zach Galifianakis

I went with some friends to Brooklyn last night to catch Zach Galifianakis the comedian perform.  For those of you who know me well enough, you know it takes alot to get me to leave the island of...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:07:00 PST

My final attempt at the italy update with pics

i really hope this works Hello peoples.  I know ye have been desperately waiting for my sordid tales from italy and i am sorry to have kept them from you for so long.  I also must apologize ...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:27:00 PST

sweet baby jesus

until i can figure out how to properly post pics in my blog i have been reduced to keifer sutherland like behavior... see link since i can't post pic. seriously, this guy is biting my style. http://ci...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST

verona update

what a fucking show this is.  the venue is amazing and the people are incredible.  the band is going apeshit on stage and i have a glass of wine as i type.  i have a hour and a half dri...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 02:37:00 PST

Verona Italy - wow

I don't have much time for any real detailed updates but i arrived in verona italy at 3 am last night after a 2 hour drive from bologna concert in a typhoon.  sweet!  now i am in my product...
Posted by JesseYoungblood on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST