Dan The Man

Hello. My name is Daniel. I don't talk a lot because I have telekenisis. I try to talk to people using it, but nobody responds. I wonder why though. I spend most of my free time pondering life. I don't talk a lot. I just giggle like a little school girl whenever Aaron or Derek or Eric tells a joke. Especially Mr. Thompson. He makes me giggle. Usually, when I get home I sit in a rocking chair and ponder life. Back... and forth. Back... and forth. Over and over. Sometimes I do homework. Sometimes I even eat. But most of the time, I think about life. Did you know that I shall become a great philosopher one day? Didn't think so. And all of you will come to me sobbing saying "OH DANIEL SOLVE MY GREAT MYSTERIES OF LIFE FOR ME BECAUSE I AM PATHETIC AND WORTHLESS" And with my divine powers, I shall solve. Because I'm so cool like that.