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El Guapo

What would Brian Boitano do?

About Me

I'm just your average weird ass cracked out son of a bitch. If you would like to know more then go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall.

My Interests

Some basic interest in no particular order: volleyball, skeet/trap/long-range rifle shooting, bungee jumping, bowling, skydiving, football, ultimate frisbee, disc golf, golf, tennis, snowboarding, eating, friends, gym, parties, concerts, cooking, and girls.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone who is down for a good time.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, The Who, The Doors, Jack Johnson, Coldplay, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, The Doors, Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Boys II Men, Stevie Wonder, Barry White, The Temptations, Michael Jackson, Tupac, Notorious Big, Johnny Cash, The Eagles, Radiohead, Bob Dylan, Janis Joplin, Don McClean, CSNY, Eric Clapton, Stevie Ray Vaughn, BB King, Buddy Guy, Jimmy Hendrix, Nirvana, Green Day, etc. because there are too many good bands/artists to name

Movies:

I have over 300 movies in my dvd collection not including tv series or stand up acts. Enough said.

Television:

Jeopardy, The Simpsons, Southpark, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Futurama, Seinfeld, My Name is Earl, Man vs. Wild, I Shouldn't Be Alive, Survivorman, Mythbusters, The Daily Show, and most of the Food Network.

Books:

Green Eggs and Ham

Heroes:

Batman due to my superhero complex.