The Condom Counter |
A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me one of them there condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find them?" The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:15:00 PST |
Santa & Naughty Little Boy |
A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I know what you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a sec...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:21:00 PST |
Santa, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe |
A girl hops up on Santa's lap and Santa asks the little lady "Well little girl, what are you wanting this year for Christmas?" In response the girl says, "Santa, I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe."Bewild...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:05:00 PST |
And So The Holiday Season Begins.... |
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get int...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST |
Long Cold Winter |
This is a look out my patio today at 4:30 p.m. it's 24° and it is supposed to snow all night long.I guess it really is starting to look a lot like Christmas. ...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST |
A Colorado Blonde |
As a Colorado trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her Mustang, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name ...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 02:32:00 PST |
A Different Point Of View |
I'm not much on prayers, however this one has a different point of view.................................Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a singl...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST |
Thanksgiving Dinner Is Better Than Sex |
Ten Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner Is Better Than Sex 10. You're sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes. 9. The turkey never suffers from modesty. 8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:25:00 PST |
I Am Thankful |
I have spent the past few hours thinking about the things that I am thankful for, and in no particular order here are the things that have come to mind: I am thankful to have a home, a bed to sleep in...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:32:00 PST |
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving |
Ten Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving 1. "Reach in and grab the giblets." 2. "Whew...that's one terrific spread!" 3. "I'm in the mood for a little dark meat!" 4. "Tying the legs together w...
Posted by Mad Man Clothing on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:18:00 PST |
