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Sie

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About Me

..Hello. My name is Simon. Also known as Sie, Spike, Bish, "Hey you!!" and uhm, probably other things.
Interesting things about me
I'm 22 years old. 23 in June! :D
I go to the University of Teesside, Middlesbrough. And I can't wait to leave! It would help though, if I could pass me damn course!
I live in Bishop Auckland (known throughout the world as Bish Vegas), where the glittering lights never go out!
I wear glasses and contact lenses (though not at the same time) because otherwise I'm as blind as a bat without them.
I am a geek. A major geek!! Especially concerning Star Wars. In fact, I'm so much of a geek on it, Star Wars Tourism is the subject of my dissertation.
I also collect charity and organise events for charity (usually involving a band or two; music's good for the soul innit?) working alongside Star Wars costuming groups, and have, once, dressed up in costume to join in the effort.
I'm also the chapter representative for Northern England FanForce, which is just a nice way of saying I'm the most important Star Wars fan in North England. :p
Away from my life of geekiness I'm also an avid detractor of religion, I'm halfway through The God Delusion, by Professor Richard Dawkins, but I'm also pretty heavy into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so maybe I'm sinking back into the dark world of religion.
I fall in love very easily, but fall out of love just as easily too.
Not that I'm a slag or anything...
I love alternative music, though my tastes tend to vary according to my mood.
I enjoy moshing.
I kick your ass at moshing.
I like to drink
and take drugs
and be rude.
Sometimes I can combine all of them together. For example, if someone asks me, "Would I go out with so and so" just to cheer this person up and raise their self-esteem and stop them from committing suicide, usually I am a twat and say, "No!"
The aftermath was funny :p
This needs to be covered again, just to stop everyone asking me the same damn questions all the time. I put on a Star Wars Jedi costume, ONCE, that didn't belong to me, FOR CHARITY!!!! Jeez, the way some of you talk you'd think I wear it on a permanent basis.
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You are the bad boy / girl of your school. You
have little faith in yourself and usually find
escape in some sort of addicting substance or
yourself. You would rather torture others
above anything else. You regularly skip
school and when you go, always tend to ditch a
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while others pity you...and your family. (No
offense) Your cruel behavior and abject
personality tends to single you out from the
crowd...and you prefer life this way at times.
However, lonliness can rear its ugly head and
force you seek a way to silence it. But be
warned, your path is dangerous... but only a
strong person can walk this road.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Simon
Birthday: 11th June 1984
Birthplace: Darlington
Current Location: Live in: Bish Vegas. Currently at: Boro.
Eye Color: Green/Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: Around 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Unknown.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Rowley Vans
Your Weakness: My over enthusiasm for romance
Your Fears: Snakes (and getting my heart broken...again)
Your Perfect Pizza: Doner with Chilli and Garlic Sauce plastered all over it.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pass my degree, maybe lose some fat, get back on the weights again.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit! I hate mornings.
Your Best Physical Feature: *shrug*
Your Bedtime: Long after everyone else in the world has gone to sleep.
Your Most Missed Memory: Childhood.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway! Fuck the other two.
Single or Group Dates: Single dates.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: On occasion
Do you Swear: Of course I fucking don't you bastard cunting motherfucker!
Do you Sing: Badly.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: If I find the right person.
Do you belive in yourself: Well, I exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Don't pay much attention to them to be honest.
Do you play an Instrument: No.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No :(
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What the fuck are Oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, just last night.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes.
How do you want to Die: Having sex.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ameeeerica, Ameeeerica, America! Fuck yeah!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: In order of preference, Redhead, Brunette, Blonde.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: As long as they're not too tall.
Weight: Not too skinny, not too fat. Average is good for me.
Best Clothing Style: Rock scene stuff.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Are we back to me, now? This is a poorly structured quiz.
Number of CDs I own: Like I can be fucked to count them all.
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0-1 zillion.
Even more bored people can make their own, fuck knows why they'd want to - or - Alleviate your boredom but forfeit your future sex life by being paid!!! to take surveys.

My Interests

Writing, reading, socialising, movies, surfing, backyard/living room wrestling, (or on some occasions, usually while drunk, Linthorpe Road wrestling), moshing, watching TV...the usual stuff...

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Your school name
Your name
Your job will be Corrupt Politician
You will be worth $440,920
Everyone will think you looked cuter in high school

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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who has completed a degree in Tourism Management, preferably someone who didn't do it at Teesside University, so I don't get obviously caught out for plagiarism.

Not that I'd plagiarise or anything *rollseyes*

Failing that, someone who has done a dissertation on Film/Star Wars Tourism.

Or if you aren't either, and have boobs, someone who fancies a shag.

Music:

Amorphis, Arch Enemy, At the Gates, Children of Bodom, Dark Tranquillity, In Flames, Soilwork, Atreyu, Bleeding Through, Killswitch Engage, Still Remains, Deftones, Faith No More, Jane's Addiction, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Mudvayne, Nine Inch Nails, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Sepultura, Slipknot, Soundgarden, Static X, System Of A Down, Tool, White Zombie, Akercocke, Bathory, Carpathian Forest, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, Gorgoroth, Immortal, Windir, Aes Dana, In Extremo, Thyrfing, Mushroomhead, Otep, Papa Roach, Spineshank, Unloco, Blind Guardian, Bal-Sagoth, Metallica, Strapping Young Lad, Devin Townsend Band, Breed 77, DevilDriver, Skindred, Trivium, Avenged Sevenfold, Machine Head, Stone Sour, Soulfly, Soil, Drowning Pool (Dave era only), Ill Nino, Pantera, Sevendust, Fear Factory, Lamb of God, Chimaira, Hatebreed, Coal Chamber, Muse, Garbage, Placebo, Radiohead, The Prodigy, Audioslave, Sevendust, From Autumn To Ashes, Murderdolls, NothingFace, Powerman 5000, The Beastie Boys, The Blank Theory, Bloodsimple, Dark New Day, Paul Oakenfold, The Chemical Brothers, Blur, Oasis, The Verve, Supergrass, Suede.

Movies:

Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Battle Royale, Alien Saga, X-men, X2, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Kill Bill, Kill Bill 2, Scarface, The Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Casino, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Team America: World Police, Assault on Precinct 13 (original version), The Chronicles of Riddick, Pitch Black, The Bourne Identity, The Fast and The Furious, XXX, The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded, The Matrix: Revolutions, Starship Troopers, Hellboy, Predator, Predator 2, Alien vs Predator, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Hellraiser, Hellbound: Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth, Hellraiser: Bloodline, Hellraiser: Inferno, Hellraiser: Hellseeker, Nightmare on Elm Street Series, Friday the 13th Series, Freddy vs Jason, Jason X, The Bourne Supremacy, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Mad Max, Mad Max 2.

Television:

The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Shameless, Eastenders, Little Britain, The League of Gentlemen, The Office, The Fast Show, Harry Enfield and Chums, Bremner, Bird and Fortune, Battlestar Galactica 2005, Battlestar Galactica (Classic), All Star Trek incarnations, The Kerrang Channel.

Books:

LOTR, Star Wars EU, The God Delusion, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...ya know, the usual.

Heroes:

Charles Darwin: Way to stick it to the religious wackos, dude! Theory of Evolution FTW!

Richard Dawkins: The God Delusion rocks! So far (stupid long book)

Bobby Henderson: Almighty prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I have seen the light.

Bruce Lee: You kick ass (literally) long after your death!

Mr. T: I pity da fool who doesn't like Mr. T!

My Blog

So I'm blogging for the last evah time in the 'Boro!

*sniff* Dunno what to say, really. I suppose now this part of my life (living in the Boro) is very soon over, I'll eventually adapt and get used to being back in Bish Angeles, with its irritating cha...
Posted by Sie on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:30:00 PST

Definition of a really shit band

Couldn't resist blogging this one. People who read this and assume this is a dig at them...you're right HIM: Lead singer Ville Valo's father owned a sex shop where he was a victim of child molestatio...
Posted by Sie on Thu, 25 May 2006 02:37:00 PST

Woot! New Blog. 'Bout fookin' time too, eh?

Yeah, haven't posted a blog in a while, so thought I'd better come up with one and satisfy my brilliant audience of at least 2 (or more lurkers who don't comment, you know who you are) Anyway, as a pr...
Posted by Sie on Sat, 13 May 2006 03:33:00 PST

Woohoo. 1000 Profile views

Wow. What a milestone. Thanks to Jess for bringing my profile to a new age, of 1000+ views. I feel like a member of the Mile High Club, except in a really gay emo myspace way. Now, lets celebrate wit...
Posted by Sie on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:49:00 PST

Honestly, how can things be really this shit?

The past few weeks have been really crap. I'm suddenly beginning to feel homesick for Bishop again. Because at the moment, Boro, which I used to enjoy in the past few years, has become a real shithole...
Posted by Sie on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:00:00 PST

More Anti-religion stuff

Like to give thanks to the people at StarDestroyer.net who did all the research on this. Their efforts to convince people that religion basically sucks is commendable As the quotes on this page illus...
Posted by Sie on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:07:00 PST

Rant at Religion

The following article isn't even mine, although I wish I'd written it. It pretty much sums up how I feel. For the original, please go to here to read the original and the subsequent replies. We ...
Posted by Sie on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:16:00 PST

Christmas 2005 - New Year 2006

Well, just a review of my holiday, which to be honest, wasn't really all that good. Homecoming to Christmas Eve: Well, I came home on the Monday after 15 hours, which was a larf. So that'd be like, th...
Posted by Sie on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 10:07:00 PST

Lincoln Weekend (Rock On!)

Well, I spent the weekend in Lincoln seeing Mr. Luck, along with Mr. Essex, in a crazy, fucked up debauched weekend which is gonna kill me in the morning I'm sure. Anyway, little roundup of events fro...
Posted by Sie on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:04:00 PST

Don't you just love being dumped?

Well, nothing much to say recently. Vic drove all the way to Boro from Newcastle last night just to dump me. How considerate of her.
Posted by Sie on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 07:11:00 PST