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Folk Bastards

About Me

wow was a bastard on friday night, all you southern people are soft as shite, dont dip'a cheese it might not smell right, my name is barrington and i came for a fight, YOUR SO GREAT ITS AMAZING WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST STAND AROUND YOU IN A BIG CIRCLE WHILE YOU DO A DANCE IN A FROCK. Girls want yourtrouser snot and the boys want your gravy... ................................ circus kirby was all cranked up on fizzy & nephew... he scrambled out of the woods and wandered over to a wisened old bird, almost grey-blue, who was selling kittens out of a dirty sink. "do ya wannar hear (hic) a chaooone?" he slurred "no not really" returned the elder "seen." remarked circus "why is that kitten sneezing so muchos?" "she just really wants a doinck." responsed the lady "it's a shame we have this error in connecting" circus murmured. the woman didn't respond. off he went again, his grubby little mind away with the hoffmans.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 25/05/2006
Band Members: Bastards of folk etc + occasional woodland creatures that have snuck up behind you, tickled your balls and stolen your money.
Influences: Charley Patton. Blind Lemon Jefferson. Robert Johnson. Skip James. Hank Williams. Blind Willie McTell. Son House.huffter scumbucket and the winkies Blind Willie Johnson. Bukka White. Cutty Ranks. Mississippi John Hurt. Big Bill Broonzy. The Carter Family.Dock Boggs.Dock Boggs. Clarence Ashley.Wade Ward. Hobart Smith..bosanova tony, Roscoe Holcomb. Frank Proffit. Mike Seeger. New Lost City Ramblers. Doc Watson. Woody Guthrie. Hobart Smith Leadbelly. Johnny Cash. Wu-Tang Clan. John Fahey. Davey Graham. Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band. The Band. Dylan (Thomas as well). Ali Farka Toure.Reeves and Mortimer.
Sounds Like: sniffing your armpits whilst sitting on the edge of a cliff, looking out on to a beautiful vista and feeling like a right lovely bastard...
Record Label: gangsta-tits

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"f**k music"

"folk music" Maud Karpeles' Definition of Folk Music (1954) declares that the term 'folk music' does not refer to a "song, dance or tune that has been taken over ready-made and remains unchanged....
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 03:55:00 GMT