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Chanimal

About Me

I suffer from a severe epinephrine addiction that causes me to ride skateboards in an idiotic manner and use questionable judgement when piloting my bike through rush hour traffic or choosing sparring partners. Grinding pool coping frontside, bombing a hill, and sinking a choke are three of the most beautiful actions a human being can partake in. During my stint as a bike courier in Toronto I almost lost my mind. Observing human behaviour is one of my favourite hobbies and I spend a lot of time laughing at people/things/religions/situations/myself.

I amuse myself by acting as the vice president for the Vancouver Skateboard Coalition and writing nice articles for nice people like Momentum . I'm also proud to have written for the mighty Big Brother (R.I.P.) People have referred to me as a "grammar Nazi" and I don't necessarily dispute that. I have a cat named Sophie who's the best cat ever and could well be my feline counterpart. I like music/books/movies that make me laugh or probe the dark corners of the human psyche... preferably both. Some friends of mine run a nice down-home porn site over at www.uberslut.com . They're an outstanding bunch of women so you should go check them out. Girls are the best.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hedonists, dorks, hot girls, creative souls, nerds, troublemakers, and any combination thereof.

My Blog

Blogging in the blogosphere

So I write for that Vancouver blog site beyondrobson.com now. Hurrah. Did you know that "blogosphere" is a term that is in common usage? I sure didn't. But now I do. Any word with ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:42:00 GMT

shitfuck

I blew out my knee today.  ACL... gone.  PCL... partially torn.  Uh-huh, Jeff's on the sidelines for months.
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 21:37:00 GMT

Hairway to Steven

My current favourite hobby is adapting Butthole Surfers songs for the acoustic guitar.  Those guys made some fabulous music... not to mention that they're from Texas and are out of their blazin' ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 15:20:00 GMT

skateboarding... bitch goddess

Yeah, so skateboarding is so great and swell, right?  But any way you look at it, it's still skateboarding.  Case in point... monday... first run... second trick... KA-BOOOM!!  8 feet t...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 11:45:00 GMT

How rad was last week?

Skating every day... how rad is that? Picking up film from the lab and finding a bunch of high-larious photos that I forgot that I took... how rad is that? Seeing the Black Keys at Richard's on Rich...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 11:58:00 GMT

swoosh

Blog.  Blog?  What does that even mean? Whatever the case, the point is that now, after two years of careful planning, it's time to wash my car. And also... Sophie walked across my keyboar...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:31:00 GMT