Jordan

My name is Jordan. I live in Manalapan, NJ. I'm 16. I like to play baseball (even though I suck) and file my toenails in my spare time (I do that a lot). I love my mommy. She still tucks me in and brings me snacks to Physics class. My girlfriend's name is Beth. We date even though we're cousins. It may be incest, but when you're in love you just have to look some things over. My ex-boyfriend's name is Andrew. We dated for a long time then he turned straight. I couldn't find another piece of gay ass so I turned straight too and that's when I met Beth! I like to play with myself when I'm not hanging out with Beth. I also like to play with squirrels. My favorite phrase is "Can I borrow your Physics homework?" I read and talk like an idiot. I accent the wrong syllables. My best friends in the entire world are Kaitlin, Laura, Nicole, and Megan. They may not like me, but I like them. Especially Nicole, she's my flame on the side.