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Amidst the fog the renegade unit of female combatants became lost in the jungle. Was that an armoury or medic station that they spotted ahead in the war-ravaged town, or was it merely a mirage? No - it turned out to be an abandoned roller rink. The unit secured the building, powered up the lights and sound system, and traded army boots for squeaky quad skates. Though this unit was successful in previous missions they craved speed and stealth in a counter- clockwise direction, upper arm and thigh combat over weapons and standard operating procedure. This is exactly what they found at the roller rink and enlisted like-minded mercenaries as blockers, jammers, and pivots. Their ranks grew as quickly as their skills did. Meanwhile, in far off lands the unit's loved ones wondered what became of them. Were they MIA? AWOL? DOA? Neither - they are STTG.

We are part of the Hammer City Roller Girls roller derby league in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. We rock quad speed skates on a flat track. For more information contact [email protected]
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Tanks For Supporting Our Troops!

It's with a heavy heart the Tank Girls bid ye farewell. After many exciting battles - some won and some lost - The Tanks Girls areĀ  hanging up their skates as a team. Some of us have joined the roster...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Apr 2009 11:21:00 GMT

SISTER CITY TWISTER... Here’s the Twist: Now VS London (ON)

Flint, MI (sister city to the Hammer!) cannot make it to the game but send along their apologies - we hope that they can come up to play us at some point in the future.SO - we have some lovely ladies ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:12:00 GMT

HCRG’s 2008 Season Opener May 10: Mother’s Day Massacre Redux!

Hey Kids - The Hammer City Roller Girls have set our season up, so clear your calendars accordingly!May 10 - Return of the Mothers Day Massacre!!!Hamilton Harlots VS Steel Town Tank GirlsDave Andrey...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:34:00 GMT

****SEASON LAUNCH PARTY SATURDAY APRIL 26****

The Hammer City Roller Girls are proud to present our 2008 Season Launch Party! Come on out and support your local Roller Girls The Hamilton Harlots, The Steel Town Tank Girls and HCRG’s newest ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:23:00 GMT

HCRG TRAVEL TEAM VS PENN JERSEY SHE DEVILS OCT 26

The Hammer City Roller Girls are playing a game in Mount Laurel, New Jersey with the She Devils travel team as part of the National Roller Derby Hall of Fame festivities. We'll be playing OSDA rules...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:20:00 GMT

Season Finale Results: Harlots 67 Tanks 66

The season finale ended 67-66 in favour of the Harlots, our fiercest competition. A recap is due here soon, in the meantime check this out:HCRG Season Finale in the Hammer Spectator
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 15:39:00 GMT

STEELTOWN SHOWDOWN: Hamilton Roller Derby This Sat Aug 25!!!

See us this play this weekend or you'll have to wait until spring 2008!!!The HCRG party bus leaves the Pheasant Plucker (20 Augusta St, rightbehind the Hamilton GO Station) at 5pm, cost is $5 and it w...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:32:00 GMT

TRI CITY RUMBLE SAT JULY 7

Let's Get Ready to Rumble!!!!This Saturday the Hammer City Roller Girls take on 2 brave rivals....This double header starts with the Tank Girls taking on Buffalo, NY's Queen City Roller Girls, followe...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 14:22:00 GMT

BEER!!!

The Hammer City Roller Girls are proud to announce that the City has approved our liquor license for our next bout on July 7 VS London ON and Buffalo NY. Get thirsty Roller Derby fans! More details to...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:48:00 GMT

Les Contrabanditas (MTL) VS Tank Girls This Saturday June 9

The HCRG is back at it..this time battling Montreal as we go tete a tete with the some of Quebec's most infamous derby girls...The Hamilton Harlots will take on Les Filles du Roi, and our Steel Town T...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:32:00 GMT