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xJohnx

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About Me

I'm so tough that when i scowl at myself in the mirror I run away just to make sure my reflection doesn't beat me up, it's not that i'm a whimp or anything I just know i'm not tough enough to take that guy out. One time I tried and i definately ripped up my hand, it was sick! Werd.

My Interests

Brass Knuckle Violence, Chewing on razor wire for fun, Throwing snow balls at random college students, smashing electrical equipment, and frolicing amongst the flowers in warm spring meadows.

I'd like to meet:

Sometimes if i stay up too late I start to see little people crawling out of the cracks in my floor boards, i think i'd like to meet them.

Music:

"I listen to bright eyes and atreyu, nothing else"

Movies:

Any Which Way But Loose

Television:

TVs are best suited for smashing and/or the viewing of videos/dvds

Books:

I find myself conducted as of late along lines of various radicalia and other literature of a thought provoking nature.

Heroes:

Al Sharpton, Marv Albert, Kobe Bryant, Hulk Hogan, and anyone else who is unduely thrust into the public eye by the mass media! (Sarcastic over-tones not intended for Hulk Hogan)