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Jess[ben]♠

Really I've been in a 3 ft. x 6 ft. room smoking DANK for the past 2 days

About Me

So umm yeah my name is Jessben but you don't have to worry about that just call me SHOTGUNZ and know this much i don't give a fuck, I'm gonna smoke my weed, and drink my brew, and you ain't gonna do shit about it ... cause I'll put a mothafuckin slug in ya chest and appear at ya funeral like what are you cryin about but to my homies I'm the shit i have there back to the fullest doesn't matter what it is. I'm a TUCSTONED KING for life one of the last few sad to say. I'm pretty chill but if you piss me off well lets just say "Hell hath no fury like Jess." so don't make me mad and lets go get wasted play a little beer pong smoke a few blunts and kick it if you have a problem with that I'll replace your eye with a bullet hole

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My Interests

Skateboarding, chillin' gettin drunk and smokin' Blunts with the homies girls, girls, and sleeping when ever I get the chance, did I mention girls,oh yeah PARTIES!!! And the sweet necter of the gods that some might call BUD LIGHT, getting CRUNK, fighting, talking shit(but know this I can and will back it up), blowing shit up sky high, shooting guns, smokin' more and more BLUNTS because a pack of blunts a day keeps the docter away, bangin' ass sound systems, milk, Cheba hut on weekends, football, basket ball, Dirt bikes, Quads, GETTING HIT BY CARS ON HOTBOX WEDNSDAY, and all that other stuff that hooligans like me do to bide my time.

I'd like to meet:

Well lets see here i wanna meet some people who DONT GIVE A FUCK. maybe a nice girl who doesn't care that I do stupid shit, or say stupid shit, because it doesn't really matter what you have to say unless you power if not kick rocks fuck face or you'll have to deal with PISTOLGRIPZ an you don't want that

Music:

Kottonmouth Kings,Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, ABK, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Kingspade, Big B, Subnoize Souljaz, Boondocks, Dirtball, Potluck, Hed P.e., Opm, Psychopathic Rydas, Dark Lotus, Axe Murder Boys, Techn9ne, Gnarls Barkly, Arctic Monkeys, The motherfuckin MISFITS, Techn9ne, Snopp Dogg, Dr.Dre, absolutely no G-unot, Lil John YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!! Ugk, Paul Wall, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Three 6 Mafia, Lil Whyt, Frazier Boy, Lil Webbie, Disturbed, 8 Ball & MJG, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Cypress Hill, Andre Nickatina, Afroman, X-Raided, T-nutty, Korn, Queen, AC DC, Led Zepplin, Kiss, Ted Nuget, the Ramones, the Doors, the Who, Mac Dre, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, old Green Day

Movies:

BIG MONEY HUSTLAS, Bootlegged in LA, 10 years deep, Half Baked, Super Troopers, Hostel, old Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead 1, 2, and 3, Bum Fights, Dazed and Confused, American History X, Harold & Kumar go to White Castle, Exorcist, Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Blow, Scarface, Boondock Saints, Good Fellas, Porkey's, Porkey's 2, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Snatch, American Psycho, Basically any movie that has a lot of Blood or that will give me a good laugh.

Television:

MOTHERFUCKING PRICE IS RIGHT, HELL YEAH P.I.R.!!!!!!! Family Guy, Miami Ink, Mxc, Yo momma, Mind of Mencia, Saford & Son, Sports Center, Inked, the Chappelles Show, Blue Collar comedy tour, the Insomniac Tour, that 70's Show, Aqua Teen motherfucking Hunger Force, Ghost Hunters, Robot Chicken, and any thing else i can actually watch without getting distracted

Heroes:

All the fucks that said I wouldn't be anything keep talkin' bitches so when I see you I can replace your eye witha bullet hole