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Larry Lollercaust

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED ROCK PAPER SCISSORS?!

About Me



Hi, I'm Alice (/Larry/Ali Wali/Larice), and I'm 17 years old.

'You are the best damn thing that ever happened to me...'

I am a spawn of Dell.

I like getting into my "oi" stage.

I really like not having to do anything everyday.

I don't like rain, not for shit.

But I like having a zoot passed to me as soon as I wake up.

And I really like being with them.

Fleabag is a horny Steve.
My brother's called Plodman and he's 6ft4 and he goes "LOOOL".
Sam rodded me.
Ewan needs to keep the numbers up.
Chaddy is literally the nicest guy, ever.

S'all you need to know.

My Interests

Chillin', chattin', drinkin', music...

I just wanted to say, Alice, that I admire you very much, oh.. I wish I was you...

I'd like to meet:

Charlton Jones. Mmmmhmmm
Simon Amstell. Fucking beautiful he is.
Ross Noble! He makes me piss myself!
Bill Bailey. Legend.
Arnie Schwarzenegger of course.
More comedians and stuff...

I'm so honoured to have friends that write songs for me:

Music:

Infectious Grooves. [ ]
Primus. [ ]
Queens of the Stone Age. [x + 23rd August]
Kings of Leon. [x]
Tom Vek. [ ]
The Pixies. [ ]
Incubus. [ ]
Alice in Chains. [x]
The Stone Roses. [ ]
Red Hot Chili Peppers. [x]
Kyuss. [ ]
Pearl Jam. [ ]
Pendulum. [x + 22nd August]
The Pigeon Detectives. [x]
Bloc Party. [x + 24th August]
Nirvana. [ ]
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster. [x]
Porcupine Tree. [ ]
Silverchair. [ ]
Sublime. [ ]
John Butler Trio. [ ]
Weezer. [ ]
Megadeth. [x]
Fu Manchu. [ ]
Mordred. [ ]
Rage Against the Machine. [23rd August]
Blind Melon. [ ]
Death from Above 1979. [ ]
Modest Mouse. [ ]
Stone Temple Pilots. [ ]
Dinosaur. Jr. [ ]
The Smiths. [ ]

Movies:

The Friday films.
This Is England.
Wayne's World.
Being John Malkovich.
51st State.
Trainspotting.
Shallow Grave.
Freddy Got Fingered.
Donnie Darko.
Pi.
The Goonies.
The Big Lebowski.
Braindead.
Zombie films in general..

Television:

The Office: An American Workplace.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
Peep Show.
Family Guy.
South Park.
Malcolm in the Middle
Whose Line is it anyway?
Have I got news for you.
Harry Enfield and Chums.
The League of Gentlemen.
The Fast Show.
Hollyoaks.

Books:

Books about drugs and sex. Y'know.

Heroes:


My Blog

you know what?

I don't think there's ever been a point in my life where i've been this happy.My life is amazing. My friends are amazing, my freedom is amazing, the weather is amazing, the weekends are amazing, the s...
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:26:00 PST

I’m finally 17!

And its crazy! Well not really but yeah.I kept saying I was 17 for ages like by accident, it was weird, I've never done that before :S but it's okay because now I finally am! And i feel pretty old.And...
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:54:00 PST

bloggingtons

i always think of loads of things to write about before i do a blog, but then actually get down to it and just dont know what to write/think whatever i write sounds stupidneed to get a passportneed to...
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:53:00 PST

what a fucked up week.

thats all i can say.i mean, why would you.... yeah i cba. fuck it.
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:38:00 PST

youre a netto dog (SHEFFIELD PICS!)

what an amazing weekend. i couldnt ask for any better. :)im dreading going in my bag and getting out my clothes because theyre covered in sticky manky "steven puffs".CLICK TO ENLARGE :)theyre in a bit...
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 06:43:00 PST

just thought id say..

CHOCLIT RAIN!lolol nojust thought id say how happy i am to have my friends :)not the dickhead ones that dont bother with me, the ace ones :)GIVE US A CHUGGG ahhh :)also, listen to ewans words of advic...
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:58:00 PST

whaaaaaaat

i am in completely the right scenei have completely the right friendsbut im still craving more?
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:38:00 PST

2007...all about how great it was :)

i really did have some of the best times with some of the best people. here are a few pics to remind ourselves of how GREAT it was!! if a little blurry! :)..I fucking love all my friends to much :)her...
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 08:03:00 PST

this past year...

has been...an experience. have i changed? I always ask myself that nearing the end of every year, and I can never answer it.I must change a bit though, year by year, because i am no longer the same ti...
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 02:48:00 PST

A reflection.

Yeah.Just chillin' out listening to Kyuss. Mellowing out. I just wrote a whole blog and then accidently clicked something, pressed back, and it was all gone. That happens too fuckin' much. Now I'm ann...
Posted by Larry Lollercaust on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:22:00 PST