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Jordy Savant

There is NOTHING gay about cheap beer prices

About Me

Me. Well, I am awesome. I have black hair and occasionally steal my roommates Def Leppard hat. I think I look better in the hat than he does, although his hair is much nicer than mine. I play in a band called the Savants. Don't you wish you played in a band called the Savants? Of course you do, everybody does. Everybody wishes they were good o'l Jordy Savant because of my black hair and stolen Def Leppard hat.

My Interests

Making Music, Playing Music, Women who like music, Music and other assorted music related topics. I do like to read, mostly Hustler or Penthouse, although Swank is sometimes a nice change. You know variety is really the key, don't wanna bore yourself or get to familiar otherwise you build up this strange tolerance and....thats enough.

I'd like to meet:

Alkaline Trio...again, Henry Rollins, Dee Dee Ramone (I'll dig up his fuckin corpse if I have to), Andrew Oepkes, Johnny Rotten, Pretty much any punk rocker out of New York or London circa 1977, Irvine Welsh, The Newton Boys, Scarlett Johansen (I would nail her stupid), God, Anybody who would give me money or sign my band...I dunno I'm pretty selfish.....

Music:

Alkaline Trio, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, The Damned, The Clash, The Savants, The Bad Signs, Dave Herrick, Tomorrow Never Fails, Hurting Unit, Metric. Pretty Girls Make Graves, The Misfits (1977-83), The Dead Boys, New York Dolls, The White Stripes, Nirvana, Most shit out fo the 90's, I Mother Earth was pretty cool on there Scenery and Fish Album, Crass, theres really too many to list. Punk rock, enough said. Johnny Cash, Merl Haggard, Towns Van Zandt...stopping now.

Movies:

Movies?

Television:

television? The Colbert Report.

Books:

Trainspotting, Filth, Glue, Marabou Stork Nightmare, Porno, The Acid House, Naked Lunch, Junky, The Inferno, Preacher, Hellblazer..those ones are graphic novels....

Heroes:

They are all dead

My Blog

Kill Girl Kill, Thats your mandate isn't it???

Number One....I was on TV with my band The Savants. I look like im retarded. Im glad Andrew Is an extrovert because he is very fucking hilarious....I just drank beer and looked awkward. I also enjoyed...
Posted by Jordy Savant on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST

The Vandals....

"Clown are neat. Clowns are fun. Clowns are loved by everyone. Commies, cops, even fags, everybody loves a gag" Sometimes a joke is a joke. Aparently it isn't funy to call someone who names there kid ...
Posted by Jordy Savant on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST

Drink Drank Fucked Right Up

I have not really slept since lady Whiskey and me had our rendevous. I'm still not convinced it was a stupid idea. My throat hurts less, mostly because my head hurts more. But the peppermint tea I had...
Posted by Jordy Savant on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 03:36:00 PST

Like A Drunk In A Midnight Choir...

"The sweat 'wis lashin' ofa Sickboy..." The sickboy here has two days to go before the Frozen Hell show...I need to get better. Sweet ladies have suggested Neocitran, Chicken Soup, Fluids, Rest...and ...
Posted by Jordy Savant on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST

A Discertation Regarding Your Sons Recent Behavoir

You know im pretty sick of the whole rock scene's politics. Musicians are some of the fakest people here on hell's half acre. Although I fancy myself a diplomate of sorts, Im gonna say I got...
Posted by Jordy Savant on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST