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Morty

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

I'm an incredibly bored person that would love to have new people to talk to.Very easygoing, though a bit of a jerk. I hear I'm likeable though, that's news to me.I'm also an amateur photographer, and I've uploaded most of my work onto myspace. Go ahead to take a look.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Clowns. Alan Moore (maybe not, he's a freakin' scary giant of man). Cthulhu. Alton Brown.

My Blog

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE."

"THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jul 2009 18:49:00 GMT

PORTFOLIO STATUS

Well, right now, I'm up from 4 to about 7 photos for my portfolio. Unfortunately, I'm probably going to need to edit out any that don't fit the theme or are too similar to others, and that's probably ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 01:05:00 GMT

Rocks fall, everybody dies...

There are a lot of things I'm tempted to do in life. One of those is to run a D&D game as a killer DM.You know, the whole Gygaxian "sphere-of-annihilation-in-the-statues-mouth" kinda' dickishness wher...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:33:00 GMT

Oh boop...

 I really need to start shooting for my final.And in general too, I haven't gotten to shoot for myself in such a long time, I really need to just have some fun.I'll be learning how to lith-print befor...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:07:00 GMT

A transcript...

So tonight Nathan and I jumped on TF2 after a few months away, thanks to Fallout 3 and Left 4 Dead.The first few hours were kind of hit and miss gamewise. We'd find a good team, then we'd find a bad o...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 01:41:00 GMT

Adversity...

It's insane how much trouble I'm having trying to find models. Really, it's crazy. Both girls I normally use are sick, and I've lost contact with other people I've used before. And I've got my ad...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:44:00 GMT

Brain...broken...

I just finished reading a "Let's Play" rendition of Animal Crossing, also known as "The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing." I just...kept reading it. I couldn't stop halfway through, like w...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:05:00 GMT

I’ve come to the realization...

...Of how freakin' amazing I am at times. At least when video games are concerned, and possibly photography, but I haven't taken any shot's all vacation, so I won't talk about that. So let's talk abou...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:19:00 GMT

So today...

...Is the start of E3, and I'm pretty jazzed. Been waiting since last year for this. In about less than an hour, the sony press conference will start, and they should be announcing release dates for m...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:28:00 GMT

Sad story...

So here's a messed up story: After leaving Nina's today, my family and I decided to go to Ralphs and get some things we needed. After getting there and getting everything we needed, we get to the only...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 22:59:00 GMT