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Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Chil

I am here for Friends

About Me

You look in my eyes
You think that it is enough
You don't even know me.
I want to be a fetish model.
"I'd rather be taking pictures."
Lyss writes splendid haikus:
Beautiful Kristen
With curly locks down to there
She is my mother
74.38% of all statistics are made up on the spot
I am a woman with her own ideals, her own expectations, and when I want to I'm one hell of a party girl.
But don't get me wrong, My wild nature won't get the better of me.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, warm rain falling on my cheeks, the familiar scent of burning autumn leaves, and the sound of wailing guitars. I also favor driving tractors over strolling the mall. And would rather spend time with my babies, Abbey and Penny , than spending time with those who don't respect animals as much as they do themselves.
Call me old fashioned, but I don't mind being a 1950's rockabilly chick either.
Pro-Cannabilism
Pro-Choice
Pro Anarchy
Current Kills! Click to zoom-in.
Below is some artwork I did when I didn't have a scanner. You can find more in my pictures.
Photographs first:
(35mm, self-developed, not digital crap)

A squirrel I followed up a tree in Milford, PA.
Esmarelda, the cutest pup with the most wonderful eyes!
(This one was not self-developed, CVS did it.. :/)
Schuyler Grant is a fashion designer.
Heather Pavlak moshing at the last show at the Vault.
Rose...
An antique gas pump at Zimmerman Farm in Milford, PA.
Pencil Drawings second:

I did this one in 10th grade... it was a still life that I set up with mirrors, Multiplying like Rabbits.
My essay draft for the PSSA's (again, from high school).
Digital Photography:

Wintertime in Pike County.
Wintery roads...
Sunset over Wallenpaupack Lake, behind my high school.
Paintings:
This painting is a bra on telephone wires, symbolizing female liberation and individuality among other things.
(This is a scan of a painting I did, it didn't fit on the scanner. - There aren't square boxes of color as seen in the picture, it's a product of the scans..)
This is a painting showing motion and color change through sequence. An homage to Dungeons and Dragons dice rolling (yes, it's a d20)
(This is a scan of a painting I did, it didn't fit on the scanner. - There aren't square boxes of color as seen in the picture, it's a product of the scans..)
Please leave all feedback (compliments or critique), comments, or concerns in my comment section.
Kristen, Your Karmic Alignment is: Zen Intuition!
Score: 16 You have a direct perception of truth. You are very keen and don't use it to take advantage. When you commit positive deeds, you don't do them to get ahead, you do positive deeds simply because it makes you feel good. Your intentions are almost always meant well and all this positive karmaic energy is bound to come back to you in a great way!
George Costanza: I just don't see what purpose is it going to serve your going? I mean, you think dead people care who's at the funeral? They don't even know they're having a funeral. It's not like she's hanging out in the back going, "I can't believe Jerry didn't show up".
Elaine: Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?
George Costanza: If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think she's going to want to hang around Drexler's funeral home on Ocean Parkway?

My Interests

music, art, painting, reading, writing letters, dressing up, Halloween, moshing, traveling, hippies, feminism, pictures, squatters, gay rights, equality, languages, cannibalism, fruit (excluding bananas), playing bass, hairy men, animals, D&D, unicorns, fetishes, marshmallows, photography, bass, Pina Coladas, going to shows, Strawberry Daquiris, Steve Buschemi, Thora Birch, earlobes, whips, sewing, being warm, sleeping, my Fetish Model Barbie (she's for sale you know), yucca (and the other Chinese desserts the workers at China Dynasty made me)...

I really like to write haikus, so you'll probably end up with at least one from me.

Dressing up is fun
Don't want to be me again
Let's go out tonight.

I Love Chick Mosh Pits!

Mark VanAcker's 34 Ford pickup With a 56 331 hemi
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/Mark-Van-Ackers...


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This is my dad's main ride.



Antigua Guatemala Cafeteria - Menuism.com
http://www.menuism.com/restaurants/dRKC6oO14r2444a...

Ate here 6 times in 4 days when we went to Miami, Florida. The food was so good!

I'd like to meet:

someone with similar interests and the time to converse with me. Especially if you:

  • are kinda weird/odd/peculiar/zombie
  • are in the funeral program and/or go to Northampton
  • drive a bitchin' car
  • are pretty bitchin' yourself
  • have similar music taste
  • like to paint
  • want to jam sometime
  • or someone who is at least nearly on the same chapter as me.
    (no reading ahead!)

    These are my Bitches:

    This is 2/3 of my Immediate Family.

    Jeanne Jett

    Mark

    Music Worth Listening To

    Dan Engvaldsen

    Music:


    rock, hardcore, oi, crass, punk, '70's, '60's, rockabilly, bluegrass, deathcore, reggae, '80's pop (non-disco), techno, goth, ska, drum & bass, gothpop, hippie rock, relaxation music, nature sounds. 1000 Foot Crutch, A Perfect Circle, ACDC, Ace Frehley, Adam and the Ants, Bryan Adams, AFI, Alice Cooper, Tori Amos, Andrew WK, Aphrodite, Apex Twin, Apotgama Berserk, Art of Noise, Bad Company, Bad Religion, Beatles, Big Wig, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Blue Oyster Cult, David Bowie, Buck Cherry, Bush, Cake, Cars, Casualties, Catch 22, Cheap Trick, CKY, Eric Clapton, Dan Engvaldsen, The Exploited, Cold, Coldplay, Cradle of Filth, The Cramps, The Cure, Damned, Danzig, Deadsy, Def Leppard, Devo, Dieselboy, The Distillers, Disturbed, The Doors, Dope, Dream Theatre, Drowning Pool, Eagles, FCK , Finch, Flaming Urinal, Foo Fighters, Fuel, Funeral for a Friend, gODHEAD, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, Guns 'n Roses, (hed) PE, Honor Your Hero, Billy Idol, Iron Maiden, Jay Quinn Band, Jefferson Airplane, Joan Jett, Norah Jones, Janis Joplin, Jungle, KISS, Korn, Kruder & Dorfmeiser, Led Zepplin, Lifehouse, Limp Wrist, Marcy Playground, Bob Marley, Ziggy Marley, Metallica, Misfits, Moby, NIN, Nirvana, Nurse With Wound, Oasis, Offspring, Oi Polloi, Oi! Scouts, OMD, Order 66, Orgy, Otep, Ozzy, Pantera, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Pillar, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Queen, Rival Schools, Radio Head, Ram Jam, Ramones, Rancid, Rolling Stones, Romantics, Santana, Savage Garden, Screeching Weasle, The Shadows, Paul Simon, Slayer, The Smiths, Social Distortion, Stereolab, Strawberry Alarm Clock, Sublime, Sugarcult, Tantric, Teitur, Theatre of Tragedy, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Peter Tosh, Trapt, Union Underground, The Vandals, Van Morrison, Vanilla Ice, Eddie Vedder, The Verve Pipe, The Villians, The Vines, Vitamin C, Wheatus, White Stripes, White Zombie, Zagar & Evans, Zebrahead, Rob Zombie, Zwan

    I am The Random Pit Move
    I am crazy, taking advantage of all terrain, I leap off anything tall, bounce of speaker stacks and walls and are generally the most entertaining move to watch!
    This is True.

    Movies:

    A Clockwork Orange, Across the Universe, Amelie, Beatles' Yellow Submarine, The 'Burbs, Clerks (I & II), Dazed and Confused, Detroit Rock City, Donnie Darko, the Dreamers, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Funny Face, Ghost World, the Incredibles, KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, Kiss Symphony, Lord of the Rings, The Lost Boys, Nausicaa, Nightmare Before Christmas, Reservoir Dogs, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pirates of the Carribean (I & II), Stand By Me, Star Wars, Trainspotting, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?...

    Television:

    Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Dharma & Greg, Dr. G., Grey's Anatomy, The Office, Pete and Pete, That 70's Show, Will and Grace

    Books:

    The DiVinci Code - Dan Brown, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk, From a Buick 8 - Stephen King, Helter Skelter - Vincent Bugliosi, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, The Hobbit - J.R.R. Tolkien, The Inferno - Dante Aligheri, Prey - Michael Crichton, 'Salem's Lot - Stephen King, Time Line - Michael Crichton

    Heroes:

    I'll make my own.

    My Blog

    Check out this video: Cat Wakes Up From A Nap

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    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:28:00 PST

    Los Infieles

    Los InfielesSo Nasty You know we are not suppose to be doing this right No estamos estar supuesto ser esto This is a sin, esto es un pecado We are both going to hell, vamos para el infierno Quitat...
    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:40:00 PST

    Check out this video: Abbey & Penny

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    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 08:27:00 PST

    Check out this video: Sweetest Girl

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    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:30:00 PST

    I wanna be the first and last to take you to your bed.

    Son la cinco de la maƱana y yo no he dormido nada, pensando en tu belleza, loco voy a parar. el insomnio es mi castigo, tu amor sera mi alivio y hasta que no seas mia no vivire en paz. Hoy conoci tu n...
    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:59:00 PST

    I gotz myself some ink

    True story:It's the actual paw prints from my baby kitties._______________________________________I also lost my cell phone today... there is one place else it might be, so don't call me until I warra...
    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:46:00 PST

    Im Real

    ..>You Are 90% RealThere's hardly a person on this earth more real than you are.You have no problem showing people who you are, flaws and all.For you, there couldn't be any other way. Because it's way...
    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:51:00 PST

    Hot Rod Lincoln

    HOT ROD LINCOLN, as written by Charlie Ryan & W.S. Stevenson: Well you've heard the story of the hot-rod race that fatal day, when the Ford and the Mercury went out to play. This is th...
    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:56:00 PST

    Sounds of Silence

    Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the...
    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:08:00 PST

    I think

    I may have found Seymour.
    Posted by Mark Van Acker & Jeanne Falvey's Love Child on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:37:00 PST