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Monte.

About Me

I'm 23 years old, live in qld on the gold coast, never thought i'd get sucked into the world of myspace BUT............ It just shows what "HYPE" can do to a person. Also one thing i've never understood is "Morning Breathe"... What the fuck...You brush your teeth before you hit the pillow and yet you still wake up in the morning like your ass somehow turned into your mouth while you were sleeping.....I guess its just one of lifes wonders that we will never understand

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

pretty girls, ugly girls, boy girls, assholes, losers, dropkicks, bums, hobo's, people who don't give a fuck, anyone really. hahaha Oh and I wouldn't mind meeting Christopher Walken, who else plays the same character in every movie they are in...and pulls it off?

My Blog

American History X

I just watched the film "American History X" and i have to say that it is one of the most powerful, compelling films that i have ever seen. I remember watching it when I was like 16 or something, and ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:48:00 GMT

Who Is Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris's penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.Chuck Norris doesnt consider it sex if the woman livesWhen Chuck Noris jumps in a pool he dosen't get we...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 13:41:00 GMT

The Things We Do......

Why is it so hard to get out of bed sometimes? It feels like there are anchors tied to each of my limbs and they are impossible to budge. It also doesn't help that i abused the shit out of my body the...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 23:19:00 GMT