I hate airplanes. |
Like I said in the title: I hate airplanes. I hate the airlines that own them, beacause my femurs are like 70% of my entire height. So I can sit, but it means that unless i'm willing to get injured (u...
Posted by T on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:16:00 PST |
It said if I opened it, I had to do it.... |
You can't say I didn't warn you.F YOU OPENED IT, YOU GOTTA DO IT!!BEDROOM SURVEYNO LYING!!Do you have the following in your bedroom:Condoms: Nah. Cell phone: What th' hell? No, it's in the dining room...
Posted by T on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST |
I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE, mofo. |
GUEST WHAT, muckafucka? I am your WORST FREAKIN' NIGHMARE! Yeah! Betcha didn't know that, huh? Well it's true: I am YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE. Oh what? You don't believe me? You don't buy it: that I am you...
Posted by T on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:48:00 PST |
My my, am I grumpy or what? |
So I got this message from a shadowy mysterious "Jeff" with no pictures or anyshit on "his" "page":----------------- Original Message -----------------From: jeffDate: May 14, 2006 11:45 PMHey Thomas M...
Posted by T on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:30:00 PST |
Don't you know who I am? |
I am having a premonition: when I am an old fucker, I'm going to be a kooky old fucker. I'm going to be that annoying/eerily endearing chump who makes waitresses giggle uncomfortably, who drops filthy...
Posted by T on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:29:00 PST |
What the hell? |
Ok: 1) Music on your "special little space": dumb. Every time I click on your shit, i get that lousy "Neil Young at Yosemite" BS, and it's startin' to piss me off cuz i like that picture of your couch...
Posted by T on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:18:00 PST |
Cali Supermarkets: more complete from A to P |
So when I think of a decent supermarket, a mystery store appears in my head: one that is clean & bright (but not too bright), where the staff ignores you unless you need help, where the deli carri...
Posted by T on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 12:07:00 PST |
Endless beige, an AM/PM on every corner. |
Here's some things to do or not to do: DO buy & fix a 35 year old Plymouth. They're cool, and if you get one for $400, it's a pretty good investment. DON'T forget to get the title before you leave...
Posted by T on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 06:04:00 PST |
allergies and heliotropism |
You know when you do something & then the things you do to fix it only seem to make it worse despite the fact that the worsening it totally counter-intuitive? I can analogize my situation to oxy-acety...
Posted by T on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Giant cajones, the aligator barb |
You know you got a problem, scratchy. I knew it when it was 2 am & I was totally into mixing the Devil in Miss Jones main theme with a crazy jungle beat and an old hardcore bass line from a 4 track ta...
Posted by T on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
