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About Me

Hello there, I'm David
I love music, playing with friends and gigging

The band I predominantly write for is Ascend, we've been going in one way or another for a few years now and the band contains some of my very best friends. I play guitar and do backing vocals for them
http://www.myspace.com/ascendrock
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I also play guitar for the Lords Of the Southern Priest. We've got loads of new material and are lining up gigs aplenty
http://www.myspace.com/lordsofthesouthernpriest
I am in a trio of musicians with Sir Ed Fursdon and Sir Tom Campbell, we are known as Frontline Ghosts, and we rule, check us out at:
http://www.myspace.com/definethisband
I am the bassist for tech/experimental metal geniuses Dawn Of Exile, expect to hear big things very soon
http://www.myspace.com/dawnofexileband
Finally I'm in a comedy/hardcore band called the Hardcore Sandwich Crew. I write the songs and do vocals. We're all about having a laugh, having a dance and having a sandwich
http://www.myspace.com/postmanzu
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I make movies sometimes, and more often I make animations featuring Super Go Up Stairs ManTo see these clearly pointful endeavours, simply search on Google Video for Woo Yay Productions
WORD IS BRON!
Edward's House Concert 2007 - Fresh Prince

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My Interests

Playing guitar, going to gigs, computer games, stealing signs

I'd like to meet:

People, maybe dogs, only nice dogs though

Music:

AKO, AFI, Mea Culpa, Shadow Law, No Warning Shot, Enemy Line, Ella, Phallicide, Baysix, Against Your Honour, Sikth, Pantera, Hammerfall, Multi Purpose Chemical, Slayer, Lords Of The Southern Priest, Bullet For My Valentine, Trivium, Dream Evil, Dragonforce, Loudness, Anemic, Still Remains, Kyuss, Queens Of The Stone Age, Metallica, Caliban, Avenged Sevenfold, Ascend and the Hardcore Sandwich Crew!

Movies:

Scarface, The Godfather Trilogy, most films by Takashi Miike, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, Borat, Withnail and I

Television:

Peep Show, Bottom, Garth Merenghi's Darkplace, The New Statesman, The Young Ones, Filthy Rich and Catflap, Blackadder, Black Books, The Sopranos, Alan Partridge, The Office, Spaced, Game On, Metalocalypse, 24, Lost, Smallville, Extras, Lazy Town, Big Cook Little Cook

Books:

The Godfather by Mario Puzo

Heroes:

Ben Christodoulou
Bron Beefsteady (he taught me how to shitface
Lee O'Sullivan (RIP bro)
Dimebag Darrell (RIP)
Niklas Isfeldt (he knows how to party (OH BABY)
Imi (because she just is one of my heroes, alright?)

My Blog

Thankyou television

Well I had been concerned but clearly, as always, television holds the key to all the answers, as I discovered when watching a program that answers a question that keeps me awake at night, clearly a q...
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:27:00 PST

Another dream

Seeing as I don't have good ones that often I thought I'd share this rather bizzare peek into my subconcious and welcome any sort of suggestions as to what the fuck it could mean Last night during a ...
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:41:00 PST

An important blog for people trying to add me

No more gay chavs please. For fucks sake, stop trying to add me I don't know you, I have never known you, and I would never want to know you That is all
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:44:00 PST

I fucking love dreams

That was one of those dreams I will remember forever, or if not at least a fuck long time I was a mafia boss, with a huge mansion, and all sorts of shit involving an invasion type thing was happening...
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 04:08:00 PST

My second and last Eurovision related post of the year

We Are The Winners... of Eurovision I love that song We're gonna cover it in the Hardcore Sandwich Crew oh yes and check out the slower (stoned?) version http://www.winnersofeurovision.com/video/...
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 06:06:00 PST

You know I only post blogs when it's something important

And this clearly is, the best music video/Eurovision entry of all time.. width="425" height="350">..> I love Lordi "The walls come down like thunder, the rock's about to roll, it's the Arockalypse, no...
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Sun, 07 May 2006 02:33:00 PST

Pimp My Fridge

YEAH, better believe it, he's an international pimp Pimp My Fridge
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:38:00 PST

How to Pimp a toaster, and how to NOT pimp a toaster

How to pimp a toaster, the original Pimp My Toaster UK, by myself and Daniel Christie http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5459525690426271975 how NOT to pimp a toaster, somes twats who not only ...
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:57:00 PST

Right, Pimp My Back Door finally has an eternal resting space

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5125124550927358529& amp;q=pimp+my+back+door Oh yes, now we can see it whenever we want, and have it for all eternity!
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 04:06:00 PST

Everyone get ready to have a baby

oh yes, I am god ...
Posted by Johnny Maelstrom on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:45:00 PST