Whats he doin that for?

..i like playing the guitar and playing the guitar and playing the guitar and playing the guitar.I also like david bowie said as in bow tie not bow wow.i love it when a plan comes together.i like not being messed about by people, you know what i mean.i have two legs two arms two eyes two nostrils two thumbs two lungs, i do most things in pairs.im a musical genius, any song you've ever heard i probably wrote it, or somewhere along the line gave a hand with the writing. i have 12 number 1 records and im best friends with jesus christ, me and him go way back, like biblical and all that. i read alot of books and that make english my good because of the reading hmm.i like comic books and super heroes, naturally my favourite being spiderman. he's ace and like so many of us has the ability to climb walls and fight blokes who can fire electric at him, have four mechanical arms, or who fly around on a mechanical broomstick whilst throwing little orange bombs shaped like pumpkins.i've spent too long just being miserable so im now trying to cheer up. tis a good way of doing things. anyone gets in the way and thahts the end of them right there.i got my hands i got my feet.HA! me learny bass once again, but seeing as im the best guitarist you could ever have heard, bass just comes naturally and is a piece of piss. happy hunting.