midget porn, shooting random fruit from my anus, booze, good music, staring at the elderly and laughing and pointing in their wrinkly old faces while they struggle to control their bodily functions, snowboarding, trying to act like i maybe used to skateboard, pretending to be intelligent and cultured, making peace with the hippies of CU-Boulder, biologizing my pants off, etc. etc.
I'd like to meet:
I like people who aren't afraid to deficate themselves in public. Those are the real men of the world. I firmly believe in rockin' peoples socks off, so I think Jables and Kage and I would definitely have some mojo flowin'...I prefer to meet people who have experienced things I haven't before, such as a night full of bestiality (or interspecies relations for you sensitive perverts out there...) or waking up the next morning with dried-out, crusty menstral blood all over their face wondering what the fuck happend last night??? I've yet to be blessed with those wonderous occasions...Oh yeah, and Gunther is my idol. If you don't know who this amazing man is and haven't been blessed by his music and personal philosophy, I highly suggest you give him a lil' look-see: http://www.myspace.com/gunthermusic
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Music:
GUNTHER!!!, Red Hot Chili Peppers, TENACIOUS D ROCKS MY PANTIES OFF, NIN, Modest Mouse, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Tool, The Mars Volta, 311, Radiohead, Death Cab for Cutie, Bullet for my Valentine, System of a Down, Incubus, A Perfect Circle, Sparta, Chevelle, Foo Fighters, Deftones, Weezer, My Chemical Romance, Rise Against, Brand New, 30 Seconds to Mars, Archetype, the mothafuckin' Scorpions bitches!, Weezer, Sublime, Coldplay, Jimi Hendrix, Manu Chao, The Offspring, Guns N' Roses, and many many more...
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Movies:
I'm all about fake realities...Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Snatch, A Night at the Roxbury, Dazed and Confused, Nacho Libre, Old School, Good Will Hunting, Anchorman, Zoolander, Braveheart, Dodgeball, Eulogy, Napoleaon Dynamite, Motorcycle Diaries, Saving Silverman, Dogma, Garden State, Fight Club, Grandma's Boy, LOTR, Star Wars baby!, Braveheart, Requiem for a Dream, Man on Fire, Blow, Pirates of the Caribbean, Can't Hardly Wait, The Big Lebowski, Super Troopers, Hero, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Forrest Gump, and many more...
Television:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force rocks my world. MXC is fuckin' awesome. I love Asian people. Planet Earth (obviously), Viva La Bam, Scrubs, anything on the Discovery channel is great like Deadliest Catch or the latest show about the next natural disaster that will destroy the world, House is a great sarcastic doctor show, Friends is good too, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, anything really on Adult Swim.
Books:
Chuck Klosterman's "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" totally changed my perspective on shit. "Angels and Demons", "The Da Vinci Code" (both very good reads). I also love the harry potter books (what idiot doesn't?), books that illustrate how shitty society can be such as "Brave New World," "1984" or "Animal Farm" (George Orwell knows whats up), and any Michael Crichton book as well.
