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hi
my name is sebastian
i swim.
i give my password to girls and let them screw me and with my myspace
i like a girl BOY! maybe.
since swimming is over, i don't get to much exercise, and so i can't eat a lot and get fat. like man arms. you're not fat man arms, you're perfect. i promise.
i'm very sincere about expressing my sexual opinions.
i have a crush on mrs. ives.
i'm married to brittany evans.
i have a separate relationship with kay which cannot be openly discussed at this time.
because brittany might divorce me.
i'm german.
I have a new love in my life. her name is Olga Irvine and idk what her last name is. its some german potato.
Swimming
100%
Tennis
33%
Basketball
17%
Ice Hockey
8%
Baseball
0%
Volleyball
0%
Football
0%
Softball
0%
Field hockey
0%
Soccer
0%
Track
0%
Golf
0%
Lacrosse
0%
What sport are you meant for??
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Basics:
Name: Sebastian Dieter
Date of Birth: 17 days after kay's! BAM
Birthplace: Rochester, NY...same as her dad...freaky
Current Location: probably Kay's car. or my papasan.
Eye Color: pretty brown...not poopy at all!
Hair Color: brown...and kind of crazy...swimmer hair i guess?
Height: tall.
Heritage: German.
Piercings: all over.
Tattoos: a tattoo of myself on my back...just like steve-o
Favourite:
Band/Singer: papa roach
Song: 'be free', 'fat lip', or 'barbie girl'
Movie: anything with the Olson twins
Disney Movie: Bambi (I love deer)
TV show: south park biiitch
Color: burnt sienna
Food: i don't eat...
Pizza topping: see answer above ^
Ice-Cream Flavor: strawberry...i guess?
Drink (alcoholic): cherry liquor
Soda: dr. pepper, mr. pibb
Store: Eddie Bauer
Clothing Brand: Victoria's Secret
Shoe Brand: Phat Farms
Season: April
Month: Summer
Holiday/Festival: Veteran's Day
Flower: i prefer herbs
Make-Up Item: on girls, mascara. on me, sparkly eyeshadow
Board game: i'd rather play video games, thanks
This or That
Sunny or rainy: sunny. so my unofficial girlfriend and i can walk around downtown Normal
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate?
Fruit or veggie: ...freggie
Night or day: night..easier to get kidnapped
Sour or sweet: both!
Love or money: love
Phone or in person: i am a social butterfly, either one flies with me
Looks or personality: personality, looks are a bonus.
Coffee or tea: i only drink water. because i think i'm gonna get fat
Hot or cold: cold = cuddling
Your:
Goal for this year: make mrs. ives like me!
Most missed memory: the people i've drifted away from...
Best physical feature: eyes. height. gah. idk
First thought waking up: 'hmm..so anyways, about that whole gravitational theory of matter...are we actually looking billions of years into the past when we look at the stars? omg! hey look, my brother's about to attack me. oh gosh. he's naked.’
Hypothetical personality disorder: basement zeb AKA element Z
Preferred type of plastic surgery: breast augmentation
Sesame street alter ego: cookie monster!
Fairytale alter ego: rapunzel
Most stupid remark: I can’t top what you put for this answer in my other myspace, zeb.
Worst crime: too many to list.
Greatest ambition: babies.
Greatest fear: boogeyman
Darkest secret: i…am…a homo.
Favorite subject: free hour on Fridays. And chem.. of course.
Strangest received gift: the sectionals gift from carly and kay that they left on my porch
Worst habit: reading seventeen while I go to the bathroom.
Do You:
Smoke: like a chimney
Drink: like a fish
Curse: like a sailor
Shower daily: nah. Biannually
Like thunderstorms: they’re pretty cute
Dance in the rain: well duh. I have to practice
Sing: I try.
Play an instrument: the buttons on Kay’s instrument panel of her new car
Get along with your parents: sometimes
Wish on stars: I watch them when I run and think smart things
Believe in fate: I do now.
Believe in love at first sight: nope. I’m too practical for that.
Can You:
Drive: yes. But no driver’s license yet. Because I drive fast on veterans.
Sew: idk. Can you zeb?
Cook: cereal. peanut butter sandwiches
Speak another language: ich spreche deutsch
Dance: with sinks and Jew Boy
Sing: again, I try.
Touch your nose with your tongue: you betcha
Whistle: just like the dwarves
Curl your tongue: heh. I’ll curl your tongue.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: GAH who told you?!
Been Stoned/High: every damn day.
Eaten Sushi: like M&Ms
Been in Love: yeah. its fun.
Skipped school: mhmm. People think it’s a WYSE thing…but no…mrs. Ives and I go chill at the mall instead
Made prank calls: who hasn’t?
Sent someone a love letter: do comments count?
Stolen something: …the feds told me not to tell.
Cried yourself to sleep: ...
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Oh gosh…um…uptight-ness? Maybe insecurity?
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? when I can’t concentrate on what I’m typing anymore
Name three things you can't live without: my brother, my screamo music, and my unofficial girlfriend..most of the time
What is the color of your room? White and blue?
Do you have any siblings? Oh, you mean Christian?
Do you have any pets? Besides the saber-toothed tiger in my basement?
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? ::gasp
What is your middle name? dieter. kay’s dad thinks it’s just super.
What are your nicknames? Zeb, zebby, homo, doucheface, jerk
Are you for or against gay marriage? Kay doesn’t know…
What are your thoughts ..ion? She doesn’t know this either…
Do you have a crush on anyone? Kind of. Maybe.
Are you afraid of the dark? Nope.
How do you want to die? Proudly. With a grilling spatula in one hand and a stuffed squirrel in the other.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Um..i think I broke 74 the other day
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? How big is this bullet?
What is the last law you’ve broken? Exceeding the speed limit
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: red
Eye color: green
Height: shorter than me
Weight: normal
Most important physical feature: probably the spleen
Biggest turn-off: flatulent mouth noises
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