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About Me

I'LL LET ARGUABLY THE ILLEST CONTEMPORARY POET OUT OF PHILLY TELL YA'LL ABOUT K.A.S!!!PRESS PLAY!!!Black ice on Def Poetry Jam

Add to My Profile | More Videos__________________________________________ IF MY 4 YEAR OLD NEPHEW (WHO TOOK THIS PICTURE) HAD NOT ALREADY COMMITTED TO STUDYING ASTROPHYSICS @ YALE IN THE YEAR 2020, HE MIGHT HAVE TAKEN UP PHOTOGRAPHY AT USC BERKELY!Off The Hook New Years Eve '07' @ Kym Whitley's Crib in LA
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kareem=Noble intelligence-One who reasons
Birthday: December 11, 1980
Birthplace: Bodymore, Murderland
Current Location: Baltimore
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5"9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right--But don't sleep on the left--Ya Dig!
Your Heritage: Black Amercian-Natralized in the states
The Shoes You Wore Today: Peach Coach Sneakers--ooooweeee!!!
Your Weakness: Try to find one--I dare ya!!!
Your Fears: Becoming a statistic!
Your Perfect Pizza: New Yorker-Cheese & Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Score a 171 or above on the Law School Admission Test
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO
Thoughts First Waking Up: Once I realize I'm not in a 3-piece suit surrounded by four wooden walls insulated with fancy cloth covered by 6 feet of soil--Its go'n be a great day in relative terms!
Your Best Physical Feature: That Good Wood!!! Plus my lips are soft as a baby's bottom
Your Bedtime: When the cows come home!
Your Most Missed Memory: Life changing moments with my ex-girlfriend of 5 years--"Though my pride won't let me show it; pretend to be heroic; thats just one to grow with; but deep inside you know I'm so sick...right!!!"
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
Do you read: Extensively-Mostly reading of an intellectual nature or reading thats applicable in some way...
Single or Group Dates: Either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mexican Vanilla Bean from Copelands'--Tis' The Truth
Cappuccino or Coffee: French Vanilla Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Nosir
Do you Swear: A little-but I'm in the process of eradicating that nasty habit
Do you Sing: When I'm feelin it!
Do you Shower Daily: Sometimes 2...3 times a day
Have you Been in Love: Whooo Yahhh!!!
Do you want to go to College: Already there!
Do you want to get Married: Once I'm well into my Juris Doctorate program
Do you belive in yourself: H. E. Double Hockey Sticks Yeah Maan--If I don't who will?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Na
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn Right
Are you a Health Freak: Na but its certainly important to me
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: Depends on whos going through them with me!
Do you play an Instrument: My Mind...Or rather my mind plays me--For poetry purposes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nosirrr-I don't do that there
What really happened September 11th 2001: I have two words "Loose Change" Go get dat!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nosirrrr
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Na, I value my teeth and smile
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never In my life!
Your thoughts regarding fidelity in relationships: It is imperative
In the past month have you been Dumped: Na--Not in the past month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Never
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No need-Besides I was raised with ethics and morals
Ever been Drunk: Maybe once-not a big drinker
Ever been called a Tease: Na
Ever been Beaten up: Once-when I was like in the 3rd grade
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, I can't front me & my dog would hit the old Right Aid on Loch Raven on our way home from Northwood Elementary..that was before my morals kicked in ya'll
How do you want to Die: Anyway that doesn't involve fire, gunshots, cancer or any disease, the electric chair, jail or a plane
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Attorney & ultimately a published Law Professor
What country would you most like to Visit: France--Saint Tropez
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Blond Bombshell with Streaks--hey aint nuttin-I just grew up with a sister ya dig
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me preferably
Weight: 135 & under
Best Clothing Style: Conservative Yet Sexy--Most women attempt, but cannot accomplish this!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: like 4
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None Yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 huge regret-Underestimating the power of Love
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My Interests

MY BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!!!QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST LUCENT & POETIC TRIBUTE TO HURRICANE KATRINA VICTIMS!!! UNBELIEVABLE DELIVERY!!!Intellectual Progression, Reading, Politics, History, Poetry, Hip Hop-True(th) lyricist, Spoken Word, Sports, Kayaking, Swimming, Horseback Riding, Introspection and Extraversion, Financial intelligence, Maintaining an open mind.FOR THE BROTHERS WHO ARE GROWN, YET YOUNG, & LOST!!!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

MY OTHER BROTHER FROM ANOTHER!!!That Vanessa Carlton piece with the Piano, The song by Hillary Duff "let the rain fall down," and select hip hop, Definitely the Jay-Z--Likin Park collaboration album, H.O.V period for that matter--I mean what can you say--He runs the rap game (All spheres), & most R&B.

Television:

Law & Order-SVU, Boston Legal, Def Poetry, First 48,

Heroes:

My Mother-Strong Single Parent who fostered my interest and subsequent success in having respect for myself, women & education, but equally important was her ability of helping me successfully negotiate the extremely dangerous terrain of Baltimore City for more than 25 trying years-drug, disease, debt and confinement free! Needless to say-I owe a debt to my mother, which by and large, dwarfs my prospective Ivy League law school loans!